Things you never thought you'd hear from one of your parents.

[solerika]

Keep your ears open, kiddies, and you may be rewarded.

Dad: (chiming in on a conversation about boobs) You know what they say, anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

Uh. Consider this your NSFW warning for reading the comments. 8|a

Comments

[star_dew]

I...

MUST meet your family. 8|

I'm so easily distracted by this thread so my fail might be enormous. 8D

[ashen_knight]

SOB. ONE DAY I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. Or get a faster net connection and better computer. 8|b

It's never fail if you're having fun! 8Db

[engelgefallen]

I don't think it's you or your computer. LJ just can't handle itself.

...that sounds so wrong. 8|a

That is a wonderful excuse!

[ashen_knight]

...So does that mean LJ really blows its e-penis when it has a downed server? 8|a

And it's true!

[engelgefallen]

I have to assume so. Or it gets blue balls. 8|a

Yes it is! Which makes it even better.

[soaringblast]

:| Next time, use a condom.

And I think we're down to about two or three threads finally! \8D/

[engelgefallen]

Like this? :|a

[foniclight]

I HAVE THAT EXACT TABLET.

... WITHOUT THE CONDOM.

[engelgefallen]

AWESOME.

MINE IS A MIDGET VERSION AND ONLY ABOUT 4x5.

...ALSO WITHOUT THE CONDOM.

[foniclight]

... Mine's bigger. [TTLY MATURE.]

[engelgefallen]

U SUK B(

[foniclight]

We've established this.

[engelgefallen]

Oh yeah.

[soaringblast]

I NEED A NEW ONE, SOB. ;__; Mine's so old.

[engelgefallen]

DON'T GET THE INTUOS4. Apparently the pen nib wears down in about a week. D:

[ashen_knight]

I kinda want a bamboo. :|a I forget how much they cost, though. Or a cintique, omfg. *A* ♥