Things you never thought you'd hear from one of your parents.

[solerika]

Keep your ears open, kiddies, and you may be rewarded.

Dad: (chiming in on a conversation about boobs) You know what they say, anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

Uh. Consider this your NSFW warning for reading the comments. 8|a

Comments

[maqui]

I thought it was "any thing more than a handful is a waste"...

[solerika]

The discrepancy must be a generational thing... AAAAAUGH GET OUT YURI

[maqui]

Perhaps, perhaps. But he's already in.

[solerika]

Or maybe mixing metaphors runs in the family. We constantly tease Dave for saying "It's all spilt milk under the bridge." OH SHIT IT'S A YURI, GET IN THE--- AW FUDGE.

[star_dew]

I...

MUST meet your family. 8|

[solerika]

Once I have some money, I shall spirit you away for a visit. 8|b

[star_dew]

Unless I just take a bus down one day, but someone will have to pick me up. :|a

[solerika]

We like road trips. 8Db

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