Aug 03, 2007 18:53
Pairing: Nine/Rose
Rating: ADULT
Disclaimer: I own them all, but only in Pete's World, sadly in this universe they belong to RTD and the BBC
Summary: It's Mother's day on Earth and Rose finds a gift that has an unusual effect on The Doctor....
Chapter 3
“Mum I’m home” Rose shouted out as she opened the door to her Mum’s flat on the Powell estate. She stepped inside the hallway and breathed deeply, inhaling the familiar smells of her old home. She heard a screech, Jackie, her Mother.
“Rose! Oh my God you’re home. Oh sweetheart, c’mere! Oooh I’ve missed ya, weeks without a word! Where ya been?” Jackie was all over Rose, kissing her, enveloping her in a huge bear hug. “Oooh I just knew you’d come home for Mother’s day. You never did forget that. Oh, hello Doctor, you come to see the Outlaws then?” Jackie said with a cheeky smile on her face. “Come through, come through, Mickey’s ‘ere. Oooh look at the both of you. You’ve lost weight Rose, ‘ere Doctor ‘ave you been feeding her right?”
The Doctor suddenly found himself caught up in a Jackie Tyler hug, and extricating himself he said “Hello Jackie, err, Happy Mother’s day!” With a cheeky grin on his face, all the time thinking, oh Rassilon, how on Gallifrey was he going to get out of this? An evening with Jackie and Mickey, he thought to himself, give me the conversation and expressiveness of a group of Autons any day.
The Doctor found himself being ushered into Jackie Tyler’s front room. Rose was already there, reading through some letters; “Credit card bills” she answered when he looked at her, putting the envelopes down on the coffee table. Mickey was sat on the sofa, TV remote in his hand. He didn’t even look up. “Doctor” he said, acknowledging the Doctors presence.
Jackie was fussing round everyone like a Mother Hen. She kept going up to Rose and hugging her, then she went up to the Doctor and made to hug him too, The Doctor took a step back, opened his arms, and plastered his best fake grin on his face “Jackie, fantastic to see you” he said, not very convincingly as Rose’s Mum snorted, “Hmmm, anyone for a cup of tea?”
“Wait a minute Mum, I’ve got something for you” Rose was reaching into her backpack; she pulled out a small gold coloured engraved Jar, and handed it to Jackie. “I got it from a little bazaar on a planet on the outer rim of the galaxy Mum, took some right haggling, but I knew it was right up your street. It’s a perfume, would you believe from Gallifrey, you know, from where the Doctor is from”
The Doctor whirled around; the mention of his home world had snapped him back from his impending misery of spending an evening on the Powell Estate. He looked at the jar in Jackie’s hands, when had Rose found that? he wondered. Jackie opened the jar and an aroma filled the room. The Doctor found himself swallowing nervously.
Mickey wrinkled up his nose and turned around to Rose. “Phew, that honks a bit doesn’t it? I reckon you lot have a lot to learn about perfumes Doctor, if that’s the best you can do. Rose you should have let me know, Lenny down the market has some of that Jade Goody stuff “Shhh”. I could have got you some of that for a fiver” Said Mickey. He put the remote down, stood up and took the jar from Jackie. Having a good sniff, he pulled a face, waved his hand in front of his nose and handed the jar back.
Jackie put the top back on the bottle and turned towards the bathroom, she looked at Rose “Ignore him Rose, its lovely. But honestly you shouldn’t have, having you home tonight is enough.” she said, none too convincingly. “I’ll put it in the bathroom with my other smellies. Didn’t know Time Lords were perfume experts too Doctor. You are a dark horse aren’t you?”
The Doctor sat down on the sofa, wondering how exactly he was going to explain THIS. He knew exactly what the perfume was; only it wasn’t a perfume. “Well it’s not exactly a perfume, its, well, it’s an aphrodisiac. Gallifreyan’s used it when they were, oh how shall I put this, when they were planning to…” He was feeling rather hot under the collar now, the aroma was having the exact effect on him that it was designed to have.
“Do the deed?” Rose finished, raising her eyebrows expectantly at the Doctor.
Jackie was back in the room, her face lit up. “So if I wear some of that perfume when I am down the Dog and Duck……….?” She had the look on her face, of a child about to get his long awaited favourite toy.
“Not exactly. It only works with people who already have an attraction for each other, people who already have feelings; it just enhances what is already there. As far as I know it only works with Gallifreyans, sorry Jackie” said the Doctor, wondering if it was hot in the flat. He took off his leather jacket, as he did he locked eyes with Rose and his body temperature went up another 5 degrees.
Jackie put on a resigned face and went into the kitchen to make tea. “Oh well” she shouted, “I’ll just have to rely on my womanly charms, wont I?”
Mickey coughed. The Doctor looked at him and they both smiled.
“Mum can I use the bathroom? I want to have a shower” Rose said, standing up. The Doctor wondered why she hadn’t had a shower on the TARDIS. Never mind, he thought, it was very hot in here. He ran his hand over his forehead and wiped away beads of sweat. Mickey was sat there still in his Parka, seemingly not noticing the Doctors discomfort.
"'Course you can sweetheart. It’s still your home love, help yourself” Jackie came back in the front room with a tray of tea and biscuits. “Shall I be Mother?” She said, and flashed a smile at the Doctor.
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