The Luck of the Chauvanists

[sodawithachaser]

DISCLAIMER: If you are not a heterosexual male, proceed with caution. What follows contains content some readers may find pig-like and chauvinistic.
So I've been searching for a job

Comments

[tinkerbelle25]

HAHAHAHA...Wow Brandon...this entry had me almost laughing out loud...literally. No, I don't think you're a pig at all...just honest...and pretty damn funny. I know what you see in redheads because I have a little affinity for them myself ;) hehe...

[you_got_phoned]

akward... but i love you anyways... bring me the book.

[lioness888]

HA! Oh Brandon...you silly boy you. It's only natural.

[duvadox]

your disclaimer only made me want to read it more.

haha...gosh i'm so offended...

juuuuust kidding.
seany :)

it's will

[anonymous]

"ny lingering doubts as to my own heterosexuality were instantly washed away by a holy deluge of boob. "

thats an excellent expression.

Re: it's will

[threalbilllogan]

I may have to steal that at some point...