MY TWO GREAT LOVES MEET AT LAST:

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Aw. I went here: The Anonymous Message Server, and the second message I entered was:

"Consider going vegan."
(Don't worry, my first message was less predictable!).

This is what I got back:

"Make positive change in the world. Don't support cruelty. Eat more vegetables. Take a trip to an animal shelter or slaughter house.

Educate yourself."