I just had to post this

[socrates208]

socrates208's LJ stalker is socrates208!socrates208 is stalking you because they have nothing better to do with their time. They are also getting with your significant other!

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From Go-Quiz.comI guess I am stalking myself. How is this possible. Can someone explain this to me? (I got this on my first try.) And my stalker is

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[labbygail]

Jeff, I agree that you have nothing better to do with your time than stalk yourself. Those qualifiers are just a joke anyways ;-).

And should I take this to mean you are cheating on me with yourself? Or on yourself with me? Or getting with yourself? Ahh! Too confusing!

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[calcman]

I got myself one time I tried it too, if you load it again you'll get a different response.

[goofy12871]

hahaha. apparently you REALLY like yourself...and have multiple personalities. maybe its like a fight club thing...

[socrates208]

I guess I do really like myself. I mean I can't stop looking at his/my sexy body. Or maybe it is split personalities. How do I find out?

But one thing is for sure. It is confusing for my gf to be cheating on me with myself.

[goofy12871]

haha im sure shes quite jealous. I would be! i think....

now im confused

[jerseyjess]

That Socrates208 guy sounds like a real jerk...do you want me to beat him up for you?

[socrates208]

I think so. How much would it cost to beat up socrates208?

Re: Uh oh...

[animorah]

So what does it mean when I don't have any stalkers? Does that mean I don't have any friends? HELP!