Comments | socioapathic: [IC] Egg-Baby things

socioapathic

Oct 02, 2010 23:32

[ dissembling the baby ]

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psychosomania October 2 2010, 22:38:08 UTC

[walking in]

. . . what is that?

socioapathic October 3 2010, 02:48:33 UTC

A highly modern piece of technology used to foster maternal and paternal instincts in humans.

Also known as the "eggbaby".

psychosomania October 3 2010, 03:26:22 UTC

[...this is leading to HORRIBLE THOUGHTS]

Please tell me you don't intend to have any children.

socioapathic October 3 2010, 03:28:24 UTC

John. Why on earth would I want children?

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psychosomania October 24 2010, 14:26:07 UTC

[in the kitchen, making tea!

the egg is on the table in a basket. a close examination of it will reveal a slight crack in the shell]

socioapathic October 24 2010, 14:33:46 UTC

[is studying the crack]

It should be hatching soon.

psychosomania October 24 2010, 14:50:31 UTC

[...does not drop the tea tin, this time]

It hatches, too?

socioapathic October 24 2010, 14:53:02 UTC

I told you, it behaves exactly as it was programmed to be. And it's an egg.

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