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Mar 03, 2007 23:10

Um. So I maybe burned our house down while trying to surprise Faith by making her dinner. We're fine. We'll be chilling in a local hotel while we find another house. Who knew fires spread that quickly or that cooking was that hard? Just didn't want anyone to possibly see it on the news or in the papers and freak out.

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texastwig March 4 2007, 04:16:42 UTC
Um. You burned down your house?

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societyboyslut March 4 2007, 04:18:15 UTC
...Sort of.

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texastwig March 4 2007, 04:19:22 UTC
You sure you're okay?

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societyboyslut March 4 2007, 04:22:05 UTC
Yeah. I just...I lost the new Spring Armani collection that I just bought so I had to place an emergency call to get it replaced. But there were no injuries.

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soalesbian March 4 2007, 04:33:13 UTC
. . .

You were always the pyro in the family.

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societyboyslut March 4 2007, 04:35:29 UTC
It was an accident. I was trying to make a stir fry and well...it looked easier on the food network.

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soalesbian March 4 2007, 04:37:49 UTC
They do make everything look easy. I commend your attempt. You're okay though right?

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societyboyslut March 4 2007, 04:39:03 UTC
Yeah, totally. Good thing I didn't get brave and try one of those Rachel Ray 30 minute meals. I probably would have taken out the entire neighborhood.

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notapuddingpop March 4 2007, 04:36:39 UTC
.... Right.

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societyboyslut March 4 2007, 04:37:19 UTC
It was an accident.

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aurelian_heir March 4 2007, 04:42:29 UTC
You're a retard.

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societyboyslut March 4 2007, 04:50:29 UTC
Yeah.

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poeticrockstar March 4 2007, 05:07:03 UTC
Good goin'.

//Locked//

So, Sum and I talked it over and such, and well, you already knew this, I'm sure, but ... you wanna be the baby's godfather?

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societyboyslut March 4 2007, 05:10:49 UTC
I know, right?

//locked//

Summer was okay with it? Wait, I don't care. Yes, of course I will be honored to be your son's godfather.

I'll leave the cooking lessons to someone else though.

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poeticrockstar March 4 2007, 05:14:58 UTC
//Locked// Not lookin' good on this end either to be quite honest. But, I'm sure anything is better than that McDonalds trash she keeps shovelin' into her mouth. After this pregnancy, I will never step foot into a yellow arched establishment for the rest of my life.

Thank you Harry.

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societyboyslut March 4 2007, 05:23:20 UTC
//locked//

Heh. You'd think she would want something tastier than McDonald's, though I know when I have the munchies those fries are where it's at.

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