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[soccerandsoup]

So yeah.

I am told we all get super awesome battle monster things. To battle with.

So I open my little red-and-white ball and what pops out at me?

A fish.

Seriously? A fish?

To make matters worse, I am apparently a clown.

Hi. Get me out of here.

OOC: takashi_waku used for commenting.

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[shirou_machi]

[Dung Beetle is laughing at you.]

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[takashi_waku]

You sure you've got nothing to do with this, you son of a bitch?

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[shirou_machi]

Please. If I wanted to fuck with your heads, I would take you to a world and let you watch it implode. This right here? This is kiddie shit.

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[takashi_waku]

We have actually seen the destruction of worlds before, y'know.

So that kind of loses its validity.

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[smokinghunter]

[Have an extremely gruff voice that sounds a bit too old to be all that into Pokemon.] I've got the fish thing too.

Not sure how you wound up as a clown though.

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[takashi_waku]

You do? That's great. ...Okay, actually it sucks, but I'm just glad I'm not the only one.

It was the only outfit in my closet. Couldn't exactly run around town in boxers.

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[smokinghunter]

It does suck. I don't even understand how the fuck it's supposed to exist outside of water. I mean it does. But all it does is flop around. I kind of feel bad for it.

Heh. One girl chose to go naked. Who knows. Maybe it's allowed here.

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[takashi_waku]

I know. It's kind of freaking me out, to tell you the truth.

...Oh Jesus. I can't believe I missed that. She planning on giving an encore any time soon?

[saving_violins]

Why would you want to get out of here? It's not that bad!

So you got a fish? What does it look like?

[takashi_waku]

I've...kind of got shit to do back home. Family, school, giant robots, stuff like that.

Red, scales, whiskers, just flops around when you let it out of the Pokéball. What kind did you get?

[saving_violins]

Hmmmm, but wouldn't this be a fun adventure?

That sounds like a Magikarp if I remember right... Goldeen didn't have whiskers.

I got a Cleffa. She's adorable~!

[takashi_waku]

So you're familiar with these things.