[Audio]

[soccerandsoup]

People. Stop what you're doing for a second. Very important announcement to make.

Do not eat the berries. Ever.

I do not care how appetizing they look. Keep them away from your mouth.

Thanks.

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[Audio]

[sixth_pilot]

So that's what's wrong with Kanji.

[Audio]

[takashi_waku]

We're trapped in an unfamiliar world, we don't know how the mechanics work or whether or not whatever force is responsible for our presence here is hostile, and what does he do? He puts weird fruit in his mouth.

[Audio]

[sixth_pilot]

And this surprises you.

[Audio]

[takashi_waku]

No. No, it does not.

And that's why I am disappointed.

[san_da_bolt]

They're poisoned, let me guess?

[Guess who's only just decided that he might actually want to try using the communicator.]

[takashi_waku]

I don't know if they're poisoned, per se, but my friend's been eating them and now he's vacillating between throwing up and hallucinating.

And I think he might be high.

[san_da_bolt]

I see.

Thanks for the warning.

[takashi_waku]

Any time. Good luck out there.

[10yen_idol]

-- they're ALL poisonous!?

[takashi_waku]

I think so. They don't seem to bother the Pokémon, though.

[Audio]

[10yen_idol]

Auuuu... I was hoping I'd be able to save money on food by eating berries...

[Audio]

[takashi_waku]

Sorry. Looks like it doesn't work that way. Maybe we can get jobs in the next town.

[Audio]

[suckmybaos]

Are they poisonous?

[Audio]

[takashi_waku]

Well, not...exactly. But a few of them make you hallucinate. And vomit. Violently.

[Audio]

[suckmybaos]

[He thinks about it...he's sane, yes, but lazy...how lazy?]

How badly? Does it stop?

[Audio]

[takashi_waku]

...

You're still thinking of eating them?