Who would be willing to come up with the lovely art for my tattoo? Obviously I would pay you for your work, and would need it by August 20 ( Read more... )

Another young dimwit with access to his parents' phone. And a younger sibling, by the sound of it. Fourteen calls in ten minutes, rife with the kind of wit that only the bored-and-teenaged possess.

I plan to call them back and tell any adult who answers that the company may file harassment charges with the local police. Whaddaya think?

Well, I don't know who this guy is, but he's in a car full of other guys, it's almost 4AM, and he keeps calling a real estate company, being a pain in my ass. Originally, he was looking for 'Reena'.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Reena isn't available. Are you surprised? He is.

Ooh, and his phone number is 778 558 9696. Have fun, if you like.

( And a Harry Potter quiz )

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." -- Mohandas GandhiOK, so I'm no Gandhi, but I certainly appreciate his point of view. That Christ dude, he was cool. Nice guy, had some solid ideas and made lots of people's lives better. Can't argue with that. However: not so fond of a number of his ( Read more... )