Forwarding a cell phone? They can't grasp that? I suppose they also believe the moon is made of cheese and any films of humans on the moon are courtesy of Hollywood. As to the other two on the bus...fuck 'em. Their insides, you know the IMPORTANT part, leave a LOT to be desired. Never mind the fact that they're most likely uncomfortable in their own skin and have to degrade others to make themselves feel better.
All right, probably not quite, but FFS why would I offer to page the person instead, if I was trying to stop them from speaking to the guy they want? What's the logic behind calling me a liar when I'm trying to help them in the only way available to me?
Yes sir, I'm screwing with you. It's because I can't get enough of your mumbled, barely coherent, thoroughly dulcet tones. I'm in love with you, sir, because I'm a woman listening to the voices of men all day, and yours is the manliest man's voice I've ever heard, and please can I have your babies? No? Then you can't speak to any agents, even if you become displeased with me! Hah!
I can't grasp that you don't think you rate as traditionally attractive. Admittedly there is a lot of you to love, but I don't see being pretty as directly correlating to size and I think you are pretty.
Now, wearing orange and red at the same time, that could conceivably affect my perception of you, but I try to always remember you wearing purple or black.
Thank you, Wolfie One... I hate to break it to you, but I'm wearing the Red Bathrobe of Doom, and fuzzy socks with dark orange, light orange, and white stripes. RIGHT NOW.
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All right, probably not quite, but FFS why would I offer to page the person instead, if I was trying to stop them from speaking to the guy they want? What's the logic behind calling me a liar when I'm trying to help them in the only way available to me?
Yes sir, I'm screwing with you. It's because I can't get enough of your mumbled, barely coherent, thoroughly dulcet tones. I'm in love with you, sir, because I'm a woman listening to the voices of men all day, and yours is the manliest man's voice I've ever heard, and please can I have your babies? No? Then you can't speak to any agents, even if you become displeased with me! Hah!
Edited for SERIOUS babble fail.
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I can't grasp that you don't think you rate as traditionally attractive. Admittedly there is a lot of you to love, but I don't see being pretty as directly correlating to size and I think you are pretty.
Now, wearing orange and red at the same time, that could conceivably affect my perception of you, but I try to always remember you wearing purple or black.
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