Tabula Rasa thinger.

[soberloki]

Gleefully copied from laurenmitchell, because BAA-AA-AAA.

Dear readers,

I have suffered complete identity-loss amnesia. Please fill in the blanks. Tell me who I am! I trust you, my friends, to tell me only the truth and to steer me in the right direction.

Comments

[notalwaysweak]

You're a professional elephant breeder and part-time amateur golfer. You've always liked Spam sandwiches with jellybeans and rarely eat anything else. The sound of sleigh bells sends you into a frenzy.

[soberloki]

Thank you! I'm so relieved to finally know something concrete!

[notalwaysweak]

I know how you feel. It's so difficult.

Oh, and don't open your bathroom door, I think that's where we stashed the alligators.

[soberloki]

Good to know, good to know. Do you perchance know anything at all about this large slime mould in the middle of the living room?

[spacewolfcub]

You invented bubble-wrap as a way to vent stress: you scream into each bubble before sealing it.

One of your favourite pastimes before bed is tweezing your cats' paws between the toes. >:-]

Being very counter-culture, you crow at the full moon and howl at the sun each dawn.

You overheat easily and like to keep your socks in the freezer, that's why your ice-cream tastes like feet and has lint in it.

When you're bored you tend to write haikus that end in "except in bed".

Generally you are afraid of clowns, and prefer to coat them artistically in evaporated milk and kitty litter rather than see them in their natural form.

You used to go to therapy, but gave it up when God set the plastic plant in the room on fire and spoke to you, telling you to seek to ride the unicorn.

Although you frequently walked into the ocean looking for the unicorn, now you worship bananas and hope the unicorn (who is the banana king) will find you worthy to be in his presence.

[soberloki]

You are a shining example of awesome, woman.

[spacewolfcub]

It's all you babe, it's aaaaall you. :-D

[maggiebloome]

Oooh, this is a good one!

incidentally you love chilli, oodles and oodles of it. Trust me! ;)