Yeah, I'm going on about work again.... heh.

Feb 27, 2008 01:02

I've been off the interbuttz for roughly three weeks now. This has not stopped nor even slowed the flow of annoying, loony, and just plain stupid callers. Not even a little. Cut for the teal deer herds.

I’ve Told You This Isn’t The Escort Agency )

interrobang moment, sharing my delusions since 1973, luna lovegood, stupidity is painful, crack, severus snape, i'm not sure that really happened, no fair making my brain hurt, they pay me for this

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cribbins February 27 2008, 11:45:58 UTC
Eeeheehee. Oh God the general public scare me. I knew there was a reason I moved out of retail...

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xiphias February 27 2008, 12:25:23 UTC
I wonder if you could use some version of the psychotic guard's story as the basis for a story or a roleplaying game.

You couldn't sell the disk at Wal*Mart, of course, since, in a conspiracy, you can't let EVERYBODY know.

. . . unless, of course, the disk wasn't sold in the NORMAL way at Wal*Mart -- it was a special order or something that nobody who worked at the store knew about. It was just one or two high-up people who put it into the order system, and they used Wal*Mart as the delivery system, but it wasn't, y'know, public knowledge. . . you could make that work . . .

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lillyflowers February 27 2008, 13:13:48 UTC
"Enjoy your kibble, Rover." - one of the best snarks. Ever. And security guard? WTFF? He just gets battier and battier.

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iulia_linnea February 27 2008, 14:37:02 UTC
Snuna with Mormons? o.O

I won’t call a girlfriend to see if SHE wants to give you head in your car.

OMFG! Really? O.o

Your job is . . . fabulous, really. *hugs*

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golden_purple18 February 27 2008, 18:47:03 UTC
[Snuna with Mormons? o.O]

I made her do Snuna, she made the mormon crack, I'm still waiting for it.

Oh, and don't forget the puppy named Nargle!

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iulia_linnea February 27 2008, 18:49:39 UTC
I'm looking forward to it. :D

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golden_purple18 February 27 2008, 18:52:20 UTC
Yeah, me too. I'm very excited.

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golden_purple18 February 27 2008, 18:48:02 UTC
Thanks! I'm lolzing now.

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