Why, why, WHY?!

[so_wicked]

Can I just please meet one woman and stick to her? Like, meet her, get to know her, and then end up with her? For, I don’t know, possibly happily ever after? Actually, even a sordid little sex affair would do, I don't care. I’ll take anything at this point. God!

So anyway, I met this lady. And guess what? She's a cop. Like, a real cop. She has a

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[atfm]

How do you meet these ladies and actually KNOW they're lesbians? That never happens to me.

[so_wicked]

It's this little place called 'Spark'. It's not like I see someone on the street, come up to them and say, 'You look exceptionally gay this morning, care for a cup of coffee?' ;)

[atfm]

But wouldn't it be much easier like it? People should just wear badges or something. But it makes me feel better that your gaydar is not exceptionally well gauged. ;)

[so_wicked]

Sure, it would be easier. LOL But why make things easy when they can be complicated? Anyway, isn't Berlin known as a gay center of Europe with all the clubs and the famous gay scene? One would think finding a girl in Berlin wouldn't be that hard. Or am I terribly wrong?

[pharrezychica]

Fuckign LJ ate my reply.

And my keyboard is fucked so sorry for the weird punctuation.
A cop? Wow... How do you met these ladies?!

Just be careful sweetie... I remember this one guy that had just got out of a 6 years relationship and engagement... said he didn-t want romance but ended up dating me, only to run back to the ex when she called him without even a sorry or a goodbye to me. }insert sad face}

}hugs tight}

[so_wicked]

She met me, actually. We just got to talking and it turns out she works at customs control. And I don't think there's a chance she and her ex would get together. But it's pretty f'd up anyway.

[so_wicked]

Yeah, sure. Dog, kids... it's pretty much the same bargain. They are both loud, drool and poop everywhere. So I'll be okay with having a dog with you.

Trust me, honey, if having my confidence in meeting women means you'll get my luck with them as well... you don't want it. Believe me.

[so_wicked]

It's been 3 years? Dude, you and I are RIPE! LOL

But, I kind of went gaga when she told me she was a cop so I pretty much blurted out how weak I am when women with guns and badges are concerened. She laughed, thought I was teasing. Um... no? But hey, I just might go with your techinque, even though I like that idea of you and I (and possibly one other exceedingly hot woman for the occassional threesome) together forever. That would be nice.

[acertainjustice]

I hate to break it to you, but i have had dibs on miss frost for ever! Actually you can have her if you want (I have another love interest) if you promise to let me in on the fun every once in a while. Is that okay with you frost?

Cop? ahhh it's like a dream come true... but there are always twists. I agree, try to stay friends and see where it goes. Then give us all the juicy details:P

p.s. I think someone should start producing gaydars and selling them on Ebay