Sherlock (BBC) / Sherlock Holmes (Ritchie) Xover fic: The Women part 4

[so_shhy]

Title: The Women
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Ritchie films), Sherlock (BBC)
Rating: Currently G, could (hopefully) be R in later parts
Warnings: Some racism (from a 19th C. character) in part 1
Summary: Set post-Game of Shadows and pre-Reichenberg Fall, the Dr Watsons and the Sherlock Holmeses have gone missing; Mary Watson is in the wrong century; Irene

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[tawabids]

GUESS WHO IS THE HAPPIEST

YEAH IT'S ME :DDDDDDD

This part reminded me of all the reasons I love the action in the Ritchie movies \o/ Holmes and Watson are the BEST snarky action heroes ever, ever, EVER. Of COURSE they got ALL THE FUTURE WEAPONS and of COURSE there were EXPLOSIONS and WITTY REPORE and man I actually really worry for Sherlock and John's health now, they may not be able to keep up with this much running and concussive blasts and pistol shots. Ok John could do the pistol thing but Sherlock would crumble like an expensive porcelain milkjug if he ever ended up within thirty feet of Holmes' fisticuffs. THE POINT IS FIGHT SCENES FIGHT SCENES FIGHT SCENES I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH. And the ray guns. Ray guns. Holmes and ray guns. Let me just breath into a paper bag for a while.

That last line, aw man. I might be pregnant now from the awesomeness of that last line. I'm not even sure if it's Watson's, Holmes' or your baby. Probably all three.I read this whole thing on my phone at work during my tea break because I couldn't wait

[so_shhy]

Heee, yeah, THEIRSNARKISSOBEAUTIFUL.

Oh god, Sherlock is an expensive porcelain milk jug and John is one of those tin cups from the army AND THERE IS LOVE.

No, seriously, what is wrong with my brain?

[tawabids]

Okay so I have been trying to track down all the threads we have going and I realised what we need is a thread pedigree, with every node representing a new comment or "generation" and containing basic information such as comment size, a colour range for seriousness of topic, and a ratio of capital:lower-case letters. There will be a whole branch for the Twinfic and new families appearing on the side whenever a new post spawns new threads. It will look kind of like an evolutionary family tree. If my brain could think things and they'd be done for me, I'd give you a link to the thread map-tree right now. Also I'd have Jake Gyllenhaal in bed with me but that's beside the point.

The point is, I'm replying to this comment because I would watch an entire show about anthropomorphic mugs named Sherlock and John. I mean, if they can be mice...

[so_shhy]

This would be quite an undertaking. I'm now imagining a piece of yellowed parchment with "Here be dragons" and "Here be squee" notes scattered among the branches. And there are yellow post-it notes and colour-coded stickers on it too, because treasure-hunting pirates use those. Or if they don't, they should. And I'm sitting on one side of the room working on it and trying not to listen to you and Jake.

Ahahah, oh yes the Great Mouse Detective. This is one of the few ways to do Sherlock AUs - HE'S STILL A DETECTIVE BUT HE'S A MUG/SNAIL/COOKIE/HOT AIR BALLOON.

OK, this is a mini comment because it's already late, but I'm gonna scuttle off and add some pertinent items to a couple of other threads in lieu of proper replies.