An Age Old Tale--Daniel/Vala

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Continuing to fail at writing drabbles. This one is 109.

Title: An Age Old Tale
Author: Lionchilde
Summary: Boy meets girl...

Rating: PG
Length: 104 words
Category:Gen
Pairings/Characters: Daniel/Vala
A/N: For fic101


An Age Old Tale

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Boy meets girl. Boy shoots girl. Girl shoots boy. Boy passes out. Girl ties boy up and steals starship. Boy wakes up. Girl shoots boy. Girl beats boy up. Boy and girl kiss. Boy headbutts girl. Girl passes out. Boy takes her clothes, locks her up, and watches her on surveillance…

“Vala!!!”

“What?”

“Cut that out!”

“Oh, have I forgotten something…?”

“No!”

“Then what’s the matter, darling?”

“Just-just-just-cut it out!”

And so, boy and girl walk off into the blue, shimmering, gelatinous-looking sunset, bickering snarkily ever after. The End.