Entry No. 5

[so_not_tiny]

Well, my stay here just went to shambles. Why did it have to be him? What kind of sick joke is this?

I'm pissed.

I was feeling alone, with no one here from my world, but now I'd prefer that loneliness. This just fucking sucks, right here.

I'll be in the library, if someone needs me. My researching needs to increase ten fold now.

Comments

[blonde_thief]

You can't spend this time in the library! How's everyone supposed to see your costume? -doesn't care that Ed doesn't seem to like her-

[blonde_thief]

ARE TOO! YOU'RE SO SMALL THAT A MOOGLE COULD STEP ON YOU!

[ooc; at least they're amusing]

[so_not_tiny]

I AM NOT! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A MOOGLE?

[blonde_thief]

YOU ARE TOO!

And a moogle...! -pulls out a costume- ...is what you're going to be for Halloween!

[so_not_tiny]

I AM NOT!

...... Oh, FUCK no.

[blonde_thief]

ARE TOO!

Oh, fuck yes! -jumps at Ed, costume in hand-

[so_not_tiny]

NOT!

*yelps and falls over before struggling, attempting to wriggle away*

[blonde_thief]

ARE!

-tackles and attempts to force Ed into the costume- Come on, you weenie! It's just a costume!

[so_not_tiny]

NOOOT!

*flails* Yeah, a really dorky one! *fumes*

[blonde_thief]

YOU ARE!!!

Can it! -manages to get him partially in the costume- I could have put you in Yunie's outfit!

[so_not_tiny]

I AM NOT, DAMMIT! FOR THE LAST TIME!

No! *kicks his feet, trying to get off again* Who??

[blonde_thief]

You ARE!

STOP SQUIRMING, YOU BRAT! -smirks- My cousin. You'd have looked good in her dress!

[so_not_tiny]

I SAID NOT.

WHO'S A BRAT? CRAZY GIRL! *squirms* D-Dress? *twitches* Why would you put me in a DRESS? I'm a BOY!

[blonde_thief]

And I said YOU ARE!

YOU'RE A BRAT! -still struggling to get the costume on- I know you're a boy! But you'd make a cute girl!

[so_not_tiny]

I SAY I'M NOT.

YOU ARE! *fidgets* Auugh I would not!

[Sudden BBI flashback]

[blonde_thief]

I SAY YOU ARE!

I AM NOT! -pulls costume over Ed's head- You would too!