I Used To Do Polls But Now I Do Lists

[snurri]

1. There used to be a plant in my cubicle. This morning it is gone, and everything is harsh and not-green. WHERE IS MY PLANT?!?

2. I have finally started writing the next novel. I have decided that my characters need to take a trip to the Ax-Man. This may be because I have been thinking about taking a trip to the Ax-Man for a while myself.

Comments

[timakers]

Oh, my god, the fucking Yankees.

[mrissa]

Of course you hate the Yankees. Like ya do. I mean.

[psychoanbu]

1. What concrete-loving usurper of nature takes people's plants?! That is WRONG and there shall be a 10th level created strictly for them.

4. Could be worse; you could be on Facebook, spending an incalculable amount of time playing Farm Town.

5. Good luck to the Twinkees. I have to suffer the Canucks tonight, hopefully Kaz is up to par ^_^

[deborahlive]

Don't get me wrong, I hate the Yankees nearly as much as I hate the Red Sox, but there is one thing I do love about the Yankees... They remind me of this thing I heard somebody say about Bill Gates back when he was worth only $35 billion. The line was, "But apparently a decent haircut is worth $35 billion and one dollars."

See, the Yankees can have a payroll that's more than the cost of a second moon landing which funds an ego-density region with catastrophic potential and STILL lose in the play-offs. I love that!!

[janradder]

2. Ax-Man: where you go in not needing anything and leave with armfuls of useless crap you still don't need but bought because it was so damn cheap.

5. I must admit I hate the Yankees as well (as any Red Sox fan would), but I have to say, right now I probably hate the Twins just as much for folding every time they play them. All right, maybe I don't hate them, but I do feel horribly, horribly disappointed in them.

[jocelina]

Ax-Man is the reason my trunk emits strange thumping noises when I make sharp turns.

[janradder]

I worked with a teacher who had the same problem.