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Title: First
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Challenge: #193 The Hogwarts Express
Characters: Remus/Severus
Warning: Unbeta’d
“You want to do what?” Severus screeched.
“Have an intimate interlude.” Remus replied.
“Translation: Have sex on the Hogwarts Express.”
“Come on, Severus. It would be fun.”
“A train full of adolescents does in no way qualify as fun.” Severus scowled.
“But the sex would.” Remus wheedled. “Didn’t you ever think about it?”
“Of course, I did.” Severus sniffed.
“Then, let’s be the first to do it.”
“The first?! Lupin, obviously you never sat with the Slytherins. The house symbol should have been a rabbit.”
Remus blushed. “I could be the first Gryffindor.”
“That dubious honour went to Sirius Black.”