MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

Jun 13, 2007 18:49

The phone lines are down -- otherwise I would have called 911 by now. I had to barricade all the doors and nail plywood across the windows. It was all for naught. I can smell their putrid, decaying flesh through the walls. Their moaning has been constant for three days. Banging... banging on the walls... shotguns won't stop them. Landmines won't ( Read more... )

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lady_adams June 14 2007, 07:30:01 UTC
*innocently* You seem to be having a bit of a zombie problem there, dear. Perhaps you should call Terminex?

*snickers*

Incidentally, Jennifer used to have this "Zombie Survival Guide" somewhere in her basement. I got to reading it one T.G.I.F. but had to leave before I was finished. The next week, it had disappeared, so I still don't know what to do if a full-scale invasion happens...

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