"I'm so deprived of Ka-Ching!" - Pei Yi
"Crap! I keep producing combustible gas."
"Must've been the sausages."
"Do you notice how people couldn't stop ogling at their reflections every time they walk by the mirror?"
"'Cause the mirror's more irresistible than Wang Lee-Hom?"
*male customer browsing through some slacks*
Male Customer: Could you get me
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