He comes fully equipped with a papoose

[snowgrouse]

I also gottede a DWA from marah_sarie. It had no Masterliness, but I burst into laughter when I turned to this spread. It's a guide on how to make your own Dalek Caan, but PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who yelled "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"? Because my first thought upon seeing the pics was "LOL, Tony 'arrison" and not "oh yeah, Dalek Caan".

Comments

[rob_t_firefly]

I would totally make this, and run around town brandishing it at people and shouting "I FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[snowgrouse]

INTO THE CRUNCH.

[suziq_phoenix]

OMG!!

[snowgrouse]

FEEL HIS TISSUE-PAPER-TEXTURED ALIEN BARBED PENIS.

[marah_sarie]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! You have no idea! I came SO CLOSE to putting a little post-it note on that page with a sketch of Tony Harrison going, "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!" But I had no post-it notes! I was going to steal some from work but then I was like, "Eh, I'll just send the package." I should have done it, though!

[snowgrouse]

SO THAT'S WHY! I was wondering if the DWA was a cruel joke because I generally freak out over unsolicited surprise pressies and the poster made me wonder if you wanted to give me a new dartboard or something. BUT THE TONY 'ARRISON. OMFG.

That, and the text that was partially obscured by the Sontaran and Dalek pens (what with the "glory of Sontar" and "Dalek" stuffs) read "glory".."le", and I immediately read that as "gloryhole".

[manicr]

Mmm, yeah that was my first reaction.

*giggles*

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[snowgrouse]

I want people to make these as wee Tony 'arrisons. Complete with cleft.

[luthien13]

This would be fine and dandy if the kid wasn't all smiley and wholesome like a Norman Rockwell painting. Something about Dalek Caan + smiley kid is a little too horror movie for me.
It's just this sweet-looking kid thinking: "Yes, and when I finish, I'll show them all! Father will never beat me again and mother won't blame me for her misery and even Big Danny at school will wish he'd never picked on me!"

[snowgrouse]

Yes! He's an evil little bastard. I swear.