PROOF

[snowgrouse]

I am not telling porkies! I hope sam42 won't kill me for linking to this--after all, she did the video rip and editing and everything.

But yeah, interview thing in which Simm confesses to having been a cage dancer. HE WAS YOUNG. HE NEEDED THE MONEY. (9.9MB .avi, right click and save as.)

Just... um... I... uh... *handmotions*

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[snowgrouse]

As if Doctor/Master wasn't enough.
As if the Ivy wasn't enough.
As if the VotD premiere wasn't enough.
As if Hootenanny wasn't enough.
As if finding out they live within walking distance of each other wasn't enough.
As if that slutty "oh yess" of Dave's wasn't enough.
No. We need baby John as a fucking cage dancer. In cycling shorts.

FUCK.

[snowgrouse]

Timecock: the gift that keeps giving.

I AM FLAILING TOO HARD HERE. I won't be able to fucking sleep tonight. Especially when I'm thinking of the sort of bar that'd have male cage dancers. In Blackpool or London. *Someone* must've had a few sugar daddies.

[nuptse]

From our brains to his mouth. Or vise-versa.
That just.. yeah.

[snowgrouse]

Something like that. Goddamn slutboi.

[abates]

Is there sample video of him in action? If not, what's the bet there will be within a week?

[snowgrouse]

*Cries* SOMEONE MUST HAVE CCTV FOOTAGE

[sam42]

If course I don't mind. Unless the server goes down. SIMM FAN STAMPEDE!

[snowgrouse]

BANDWIDTH RAPE! Fuck, the only thing more worth it would be an actual clip of him in action...

[laughingacademy]

...Okay, now he’s just taunting us.

[snowgrouse]

Slutboi alien tease.