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Please can we have a moment's silence while we mourn the death of my breasts? I hate them. Hate them hate them hate them! They're floppy! FLOPPY! They're completely deflated!! Every time I look at them I get disgusted, and Matt says when I put my arms up they wholly disapear (thanks darling). I'm seriously considering getting a boob job. I hope
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Commiserations Justine's chest so sad you've lost your two friends
My idea,; isf they'v deflated look for gooey stuff on floors 'round house 'cos may-be able to stuff'em full again eh?
"Oh no he's waking up..." Frankensteinal Leaf!
"Leith Howard Frankenstein Goad" ?! "Just call he Frankie"
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He's abeuatiful baby boy! A BEAUTIFUL BABY BBBOOOYYY!!
By the way did you know that one day when I feel like Leith is old enough to go to day care which will probably be never, I'm going to do a Bachelor of Education (PRimary) at Murdoch Uni? YES I'M GOING TO BE A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHEWR! Year 6 and 7!!! Did you know that? It's true!
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