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Dec 09, 2009 18:33

Does anyone have some tips on getting unicorn bloodstains off the walls?

~toushi, ~lea, exasperation much, ~skulls, boys are dumb, ~lampwick, ~00, someone call pest control, ~will, ~blood, charming domesticity, ~eyepatch, ~medium, totes not a virgin, it's starting to smell in here

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pompous_today December 10 2009, 03:31:53 UTC

... oh, dear. Do you need help cleaning up?

snowburned December 10 2009, 04:58:09 UTC

No, I think my lunk of a roommate and I can handle his pet's messes.

pimpcoatbankai December 10 2009, 05:57:04 UTC

It's not my pet, it's a freaking PAIN IN THE ASS!

snowburned December 11 2009, 02:57:40 UTC

It can be both.

pinkhairedchild December 10 2009, 05:10:37 UTC

Did Orange's unicorn's head explode from laughing at him? He can be real weird sometimes.

snowburned December 11 2009, 02:57:56 UTC

No, it just sneezed a nosebleed.

esp_optimism December 10 2009, 20:29:19 UTC

Why do you need to get unicorn blood off a wall!? What happened to the unicorn?!

snowburned December 11 2009, 02:59:21 UTC

Toushi's using soda bisomething. I'm not sure if it will work yet.

The stupid thing got a nosebleed when I came out of the bathroom, and then it sneezed all over the wall.

esp_optimism December 15 2009, 01:44:38 UTC

I didn't know unicorns could get a nosebleed!

snowburned December 15 2009, 14:24:53 UTC

I think these unicorns only get them when non-virgins are nearby.

seeya_next_life December 11 2009, 01:35:57 UTC

So I'm curious--is unicorn blood red like normal blood or some magically sparkly silver substance like in books? Either way, dunno how to get it off the walls, so good luck.

snowburned December 11 2009, 03:00:01 UTC

It's red, but it sneezed, so it's glittery too. Disgusting.

seeya_next_life December 11 2009, 03:17:42 UTC

...Charming. That never happens in books.

snowburned December 11 2009, 03:18:18 UTC

Not books anyone wants to read, certainly.