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[snowburned]

So, this map thing, the one with the "trouser gnome"...if one were interested in following the instructions out of curiosity, what should she do if she has no pants?

It's a fair question.

Comments

[blue_shields]

... you didn't actually toss your pants away, did you?

[snowburned]

Have you ever seen me wear anything but a dress? I don't have pants to toss, but I got this map. It puts me at an unfair disadvantage.

[blue_shields]

True.

I'd say "borrow someone else's", but that would be rude, especially because I don't think anybody knows what happens after you, ah, "sacrifice" them.

[snowburned]

Do you think we have to be wearing them? I could buy a cheap pair from the Marketplace to sacrifice...

Look at him trying to be sneaky.

[misterbluesky]

I could get you a pair of pants from the hatchery, if you need pair.

Super sneaky

[snowburned]

I don't know. You might get in trouble for stealing supplies.

[misterbluesky]

It'll be fine. I bet they won't even miss them. Meet me up here in a bit?

Mmm hobo stubble

[snowburned]

All right then. I'll come get your pants in a few minutes.

[felinemystique]

Maybe they take underwear instead.

Shoulda seen Bastet's idea coming

[snowburned]

I can't do that!

heee

[felinemystique]

Sure you can. They're probably close enough to pants that the gnome won't care.

[snowburned]

But then I'd be naked under my skirt!

[kleptomonkey]

Do you have a skirt? Maybe that'll work.

[snowburned]

It's fairly specific about pants.

[floating_bamboo]

Use a spare pair?

[snowburned]

I don't actually own any pants. But Truth is sneaking me a pair from the newborns' bundles, so I'll try that.

[floating_bamboo]

Good luck, then! I'm off to fight a dragon.

lol so casual

[snowburned]

That doesn't sound very safe.