we were walking along, looking at the markers. it was autumn, and there were leaves everywhere. and i stepped knee deep in a hole at the foot of a grave that had SUNK badly and leaves filled the hole.
twisted my knee, hurt my hip, scared the shit out of me because the evil ex had JUST said something foolish about hands reaching up to grab when i fell. then he laughed his ass off at me when i shrieked.
i think that was really about the time i stopped being able to vocalize when i was injured. i don't call him evil ex for nothing.
You'd probably like a little book my dad gave me years ago called "I Told You I Was Sick". It's a collection of humorous headstones, and one of them is the headstone of a man by the name of Ezekiel Pease -
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we were walking along, looking at the markers. it was autumn, and there were leaves everywhere. and i stepped knee deep in a hole at the foot of a grave that had SUNK badly and leaves filled the hole.
twisted my knee, hurt my hip, scared the shit out of me because the evil ex had JUST said something foolish about hands reaching up to grab when i fell. then he laughed his ass off at me when i shrieked.
i think that was really about the time i stopped being able to vocalize when i was injured. i don't call him evil ex for nothing.
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Pease is not here,
Only his pod
He shelled out his Peas
And went to God.
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