Cracky ness XD
Title: Drunk is all You need to know
Author:Haru x3
Fandom: HSJ/Johnny's Junior
Pairing: Hints of TakaYama, Chiitaro , HikaTo, InooDai maybe YabuJima
Rating: PG-13
Genre: CRACK!
Summary: Dunno :3
A/N: Needs Crack to balance the romance? xD
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Hikaru ran around the room, screaming on the top of his lungs. "Hikaru! Stop being a idiot!" Yabu wondered why Hikaru was such a dork at times. "DAI-CHAN WILL EAT ME!!!" Hikaru continued to run until Inoo tripped him. Daiki looked at him as if he was stupid, "Why would I eat you? You're all sour and yucky!" Daiki stuck out his tongue at Hikaru. "Bu-but he was chasing me with a cat!". Yuto ran into the BEST dressing room jumping up and down.
"I DEMAND INOO TO BE A GIRL AND BE PREGNANT!! WEEE!! IMMA BIRDIE!! YABUMAMA WATCH ME FLY!!" Yuto flapped his arms and jumped onto Yabu. Yabu yelped and fell on the ground with a thud. Ryutaro came into the room screaming "RAPE!! NO WAY!! I SAW CASEY DRESSED LIKE A GIRL AND ACTING SEXY!! I LUFFLES YU-CHAN!!". Inoo fell on the ground with a thud, what were these kids saying?! Takaki looked dumbfounded, "Ryutaro, who's Yu-chan?"
"IT ISH A BOY!! IT ISH YUURI!! MY CUTE LITTLE LAP FETISHED BEST FRIEND!!" Daiki looked like he wanted to faint, what was wrong with them?! Keito came into the room, somehow carrying Chinen in his arms and Yamada on his back. "MOU OKAA-SAN!! I WANT TO HAVE A LONGER RIDE!!" Yamada whined with a flushed face. "NOOOO I WANNA PLAY WITH PAPA! YUURI, RYOSUKE PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!" Keito tossed Chinen onto Inoo's back and he threw Yamada into Takaki's arms. Chinen pulled Inoo's hair, "MOVE HORSEY!! I WILL BEAT YOUR LITTLE BUTT WITH A STICK IF YOU DON'T MOVE!! I WANT TO SEE RYU-TAN!!". Inoo got up in a horse like position and started to move towards Ryutaro, who was repeatedly pulled down Hikaru's pants.
"Ryutaro stopped it!" Hikaru pulled up his pants for the 25th time. "NO!! I WANT TO SELL PICTURES OF YOUR BOXERS ON THE INTERNET!! BWUAHAHAHA!!" Daiki was enjoying the moment until Keito came and demanded him to stop Ryutaro with his hands on his hips. "ARIOKA I WANT RYUTARO TO STOP SHOWING PEOPLE HIKA-CHAN'S HEART PRINTED BOXERS OR I'LL EAT ALL YOUR POCKY AND HAUNT YOU!!" Daiki was startled but obeyed, Keito could be scary at times. Daiki grabbed Ryutaro and carried him to Inoo. Inoo was very unhappy that Chinen was practically breaking his back. Daiki walked up to Inoo and placed Ryutaro on any remaining space on Inoo's back. Inoo fell on the ground with a loud thump. Chinen pouted and left Inoo's back, dragging Ryutaro with him to Yabu.
Yamada was cuddling Takaki in a rather flirty manner. Takaki held Yamada in his arms in a bridal style hold. Yabu tried to keep Yuto from trying to flush his bag into the toilet. "No Yuto! You can't do that!" Yabu was nagging at Yuto, "WHY NOT? I WANNA SEE THE BAG GO AROUND AND AROUND!! AROUND WITH THE DEAD FISHY IN TOILET HEAVEN!!" Yuto was practically crazy! Yamada was giggling at the scene, it was very cute in his eyes.
Yamada looked up at Takaki with a innocent look on his face, "Ish Otou-san and Okaa-san married?". Takaki blinked, who was Otou-san? All he knew was Keito was Okaa-san. "Who's otou-san?" Yamada pointed at Hikaru, who was trying to make Chinen and Ryutaro not attack him. "Not sure..." Takaki looked at 'okaa-san'. Keito was ranting to lamp to get a job in angry English. "Does that mean I'm a orphan?" Yamada sniffled with a sad face. "Of course not, You have a okaa-san and otou-san! They're..eto..Inoo-chan and Dai-chan!" Takaki didn't know Yamada's parents, maybe it won't be a bad idea to tell Yamada that Inoo and Daiki were his 'parents'... Yamada left Takaki's arms and walked up to Inoo and Daiki.
"WHY?? WAS I A BAD BOY? WAS IT BECAUSE I WASN'T CUTE ENOUGH?" Yamada was shaking Daiki by the collar of his shirt. "Wha-what d-d-d-do y-yo-you me-me-mean??" Daiki couldn't speak coherently be how fast Yamada was shaking him. "YOU AREN'T MY PARENTS?! WAHHHH I'M A ORPHAN!!" Takaki made a gesture toward Inoo. Inoo looked at Takaki strangely. Takaki mouthed 'Just play a long!', but Inoo took it for something else.
"Yama-chan~ Takaki is your husband!" Takaki slapped his forehead, Inoo couldn't be THAT smart. Yamada blinked, "Husband?" Inoo nodded. Yamada ran back to Takaki and started to ask him questions. Yuto pulled down Yabu's trousers and took them off, revealing Yabu's skinny legs. "Yuto! Give me my pants back!" Yuto ran out the dressing room with Yabu's trousers on his head. Yabu chased after him, getting weird stares from the juniors. "Yabu! Wear some pants! You'll make the juniors start taking off their pants! Oh my.... is that hamtaro boxers?! " Shoon fell on the ground laughing hard. Yabu was humiliated, but he pulled down Shoon's pants. "My my Shoon-chan, Why are you wearing Sailor Moon boxers~? " Yabu smriked.
"Am I a wife or husband?" Yamada was asking some weird questions..."You're the husband?" Takaki was dying, dying of shame in a way. "Does that mean I wear a dress?" Takaki wasn't sure what to answer, he was tempted to say yes but Yabu might kill him. "No...Yama-chan, why don't we go get some ice-cream?" Takaki couldn't handle another question. "Hai~!" Yamada jumped up in glee. Takaki and Yamada left the room, giggling at the madness taking place.
"YOU AREN'T FLUFFY! YOU ARE SOUR, WEIRD AND YUCKY AND EWWY AND NOT VERY PWETTY!!" Ryutaro was yelling at Hikaru like a crazy junior on sake. "DON'T YELL AT YOUR OTOU-SAN! RYU-CHAN WANTS SPANKING??" Hikaru was surprised by Keito's outburst. "YOU CAN'T SPANK RYU-CHAN OKAA-SAN!! I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM!!" Chinen hugged Ryutaro with a sour expression on his face. "DON'T MAKE ANY UGLY FACE!! OR NO RYUTARO FOR A MONTH!!" Ryutaro hugged Chinen back, they were official by his Mother-in-law!
Inoo layed on the ground, his back was aching like crazy. Yabu accidentally stomped it when he was chasing after Yuto. "Dai~chan, my back hurts...Can you massage it?" Inoo looked at Daiki with the best cute face he could do. "Nope~" Daiki sat on the ground looking at Inoo's pained figure. "Not even for 5 boxes of pcky?" Daiki forced himself to resist, Inoo always bribed him with pocky to do whatever he wants! "10?" Daiki was failing at resisting his addiction, "15!" Inoo smirked, Daiki was too easy to manipulate. "Deal~" Daiki started to massage Inoo's back.
"YUTO!! NO DON'T....push Hasshi into the bucket of sardines...." Yabu wasn't sure whether to give up or continue on, he was already pants-less for crying out loud! Yuto finally stopped madness, Yabu walked up to Yuto to find him sleeping on the ground. Yabu took off his trousers from Yuto's head and carried the 7 member back to the dressing room.
~OMAKE 1~
7 groaned, their headache was horrible. BEST cornered their trouble makers.
"KAWAI FUMITO!! YOU MADE ME GET PANTSED 45 TIMES BY RYUTARO!!"
"GOSEKI KOICHI!! YOU MADE ME GET HUMILIATED!!"
"TOTSUKA SHOTA!! YOU MADE MY BACK HURT FROM CARRYING CHINEN!!"
"TSUKADA RYOICHI!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME HAVE TO DEAL WITH A CRAZY KEITO!!"
"ABC I'LL SLAP YOU GUYS!! YOU MADE ME HAVE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS THAT WERE WEIRD!!"
BEST attacked ABC in blind fury. ABC was in a limpy heep inside Kis-My-Ft2's dressing room. Yokoo walked away, was the world sane anymore? Kitayama and Fujigaya poked Goseki and Totsuka with sticks all day while Nikaido and Senga rolled Tsukada and Kawai around for no apparent reason. Miyata joined in on the 'fun'. All Tamamori did was walk away in search of Yokoo.
~Omake 2~
ABC cowered in fear, BEST was torturing them again. It was a bad idea to listen to Takizawa's idea after all. BEST forced them into fairy outfits to entertain the younger juniors. Chinen was snapping pictures, Yamada was laughing, Keito smirked, Ryutaro laughed at the odd poses ABC were forced to do and Yuto apparently joined them...No one knows why and no one wants to know.
~Owari~
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Bwuahahaha xD
Author:Haru x3
Fandom: HSJ/Johnny's Junior
Pairing: Hints of TakaYama, Chiitaro , HikaTo, InooDai maybe YabuJima
Rating: PG-13
Genre: CRACK!
Summary: Dunno :3
A/N: Needs Crack to balance the romance? xD
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Hikaru ran around the room, screaming on the top of his lungs. "Hikaru! Stop being a idiot!" Yabu wondered why Hikaru was such a dork at times. "DAI-CHAN WILL EAT ME!!!" Hikaru continued to run until Inoo tripped him. Daiki looked at him as if he was stupid, "Why would I eat you? You're all sour and yucky!" Daiki stuck out his tongue at Hikaru. "Bu-but he was chasing me with a cat!". Yuto ran into the BEST dressing room jumping up and down.
"I DEMAND INOO TO BE A GIRL AND BE PREGNANT!! WEEE!! IMMA BIRDIE!! YABUMAMA WATCH ME FLY!!" Yuto flapped his arms and jumped onto Yabu. Yabu yelped and fell on the ground with a thud. Ryutaro came into the room screaming "RAPE!! NO WAY!! I SAW CASEY DRESSED LIKE A GIRL AND ACTING SEXY!! I LUFFLES YU-CHAN!!". Inoo fell on the ground with a thud, what were these kids saying?! Takaki looked dumbfounded, "Ryutaro, who's Yu-chan?"
"IT ISH A BOY!! IT ISH YUURI!! MY CUTE LITTLE LAP FETISHED BEST FRIEND!!" Daiki looked like he wanted to faint, what was wrong with them?! Keito came into the room, somehow carrying Chinen in his arms and Yamada on his back. "MOU OKAA-SAN!! I WANT TO HAVE A LONGER RIDE!!" Yamada whined with a flushed face. "NOOOO I WANNA PLAY WITH PAPA! YUURI, RYOSUKE PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!" Keito tossed Chinen onto Inoo's back and he threw Yamada into Takaki's arms. Chinen pulled Inoo's hair, "MOVE HORSEY!! I WILL BEAT YOUR LITTLE BUTT WITH A STICK IF YOU DON'T MOVE!! I WANT TO SEE RYU-TAN!!". Inoo got up in a horse like position and started to move towards Ryutaro, who was repeatedly pulled down Hikaru's pants.
"Ryutaro stopped it!" Hikaru pulled up his pants for the 25th time. "NO!! I WANT TO SELL PICTURES OF YOUR BOXERS ON THE INTERNET!! BWUAHAHAHA!!" Daiki was enjoying the moment until Keito came and demanded him to stop Ryutaro with his hands on his hips. "ARIOKA I WANT RYUTARO TO STOP SHOWING PEOPLE HIKA-CHAN'S HEART PRINTED BOXERS OR I'LL EAT ALL YOUR POCKY AND HAUNT YOU!!" Daiki was startled but obeyed, Keito could be scary at times. Daiki grabbed Ryutaro and carried him to Inoo. Inoo was very unhappy that Chinen was practically breaking his back. Daiki walked up to Inoo and placed Ryutaro on any remaining space on Inoo's back. Inoo fell on the ground with a loud thump. Chinen pouted and left Inoo's back, dragging Ryutaro with him to Yabu.
Yamada was cuddling Takaki in a rather flirty manner. Takaki held Yamada in his arms in a bridal style hold. Yabu tried to keep Yuto from trying to flush his bag into the toilet. "No Yuto! You can't do that!" Yabu was nagging at Yuto, "WHY NOT? I WANNA SEE THE BAG GO AROUND AND AROUND!! AROUND WITH THE DEAD FISHY IN TOILET HEAVEN!!" Yuto was practically crazy! Yamada was giggling at the scene, it was very cute in his eyes.
Yamada looked up at Takaki with a innocent look on his face, "Ish Otou-san and Okaa-san married?". Takaki blinked, who was Otou-san? All he knew was Keito was Okaa-san. "Who's otou-san?" Yamada pointed at Hikaru, who was trying to make Chinen and Ryutaro not attack him. "Not sure..." Takaki looked at 'okaa-san'. Keito was ranting to lamp to get a job in angry English. "Does that mean I'm a orphan?" Yamada sniffled with a sad face. "Of course not, You have a okaa-san and otou-san! They're..eto..Inoo-chan and Dai-chan!" Takaki didn't know Yamada's parents, maybe it won't be a bad idea to tell Yamada that Inoo and Daiki were his 'parents'... Yamada left Takaki's arms and walked up to Inoo and Daiki.
"WHY?? WAS I A BAD BOY? WAS IT BECAUSE I WASN'T CUTE ENOUGH?" Yamada was shaking Daiki by the collar of his shirt. "Wha-what d-d-d-do y-yo-you me-me-mean??" Daiki couldn't speak coherently be how fast Yamada was shaking him. "YOU AREN'T MY PARENTS?! WAHHHH I'M A ORPHAN!!" Takaki made a gesture toward Inoo. Inoo looked at Takaki strangely. Takaki mouthed 'Just play a long!', but Inoo took it for something else.
"Yama-chan~ Takaki is your husband!" Takaki slapped his forehead, Inoo couldn't be THAT smart. Yamada blinked, "Husband?" Inoo nodded. Yamada ran back to Takaki and started to ask him questions. Yuto pulled down Yabu's trousers and took them off, revealing Yabu's skinny legs. "Yuto! Give me my pants back!" Yuto ran out the dressing room with Yabu's trousers on his head. Yabu chased after him, getting weird stares from the juniors. "Yabu! Wear some pants! You'll make the juniors start taking off their pants! Oh my.... is that hamtaro boxers?! " Shoon fell on the ground laughing hard. Yabu was humiliated, but he pulled down Shoon's pants. "My my Shoon-chan, Why are you wearing Sailor Moon boxers~? " Yabu smriked.
"Am I a wife or husband?" Yamada was asking some weird questions..."You're the husband?" Takaki was dying, dying of shame in a way. "Does that mean I wear a dress?" Takaki wasn't sure what to answer, he was tempted to say yes but Yabu might kill him. "No...Yama-chan, why don't we go get some ice-cream?" Takaki couldn't handle another question. "Hai~!" Yamada jumped up in glee. Takaki and Yamada left the room, giggling at the madness taking place.
"YOU AREN'T FLUFFY! YOU ARE SOUR, WEIRD AND YUCKY AND EWWY AND NOT VERY PWETTY!!" Ryutaro was yelling at Hikaru like a crazy junior on sake. "DON'T YELL AT YOUR OTOU-SAN! RYU-CHAN WANTS SPANKING??" Hikaru was surprised by Keito's outburst. "YOU CAN'T SPANK RYU-CHAN OKAA-SAN!! I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM!!" Chinen hugged Ryutaro with a sour expression on his face. "DON'T MAKE ANY UGLY FACE!! OR NO RYUTARO FOR A MONTH!!" Ryutaro hugged Chinen back, they were official by his Mother-in-law!
Inoo layed on the ground, his back was aching like crazy. Yabu accidentally stomped it when he was chasing after Yuto. "Dai~chan, my back hurts...Can you massage it?" Inoo looked at Daiki with the best cute face he could do. "Nope~" Daiki sat on the ground looking at Inoo's pained figure. "Not even for 5 boxes of pcky?" Daiki forced himself to resist, Inoo always bribed him with pocky to do whatever he wants! "10?" Daiki was failing at resisting his addiction, "15!" Inoo smirked, Daiki was too easy to manipulate. "Deal~" Daiki started to massage Inoo's back.
"YUTO!! NO DON'T....push Hasshi into the bucket of sardines...." Yabu wasn't sure whether to give up or continue on, he was already pants-less for crying out loud! Yuto finally stopped madness, Yabu walked up to Yuto to find him sleeping on the ground. Yabu took off his trousers from Yuto's head and carried the 7 member back to the dressing room.
~OMAKE 1~
7 groaned, their headache was horrible. BEST cornered their trouble makers.
"KAWAI FUMITO!! YOU MADE ME GET PANTSED 45 TIMES BY RYUTARO!!"
"GOSEKI KOICHI!! YOU MADE ME GET HUMILIATED!!"
"TOTSUKA SHOTA!! YOU MADE MY BACK HURT FROM CARRYING CHINEN!!"
"TSUKADA RYOICHI!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME HAVE TO DEAL WITH A CRAZY KEITO!!"
"ABC I'LL SLAP YOU GUYS!! YOU MADE ME HAVE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS THAT WERE WEIRD!!"
BEST attacked ABC in blind fury. ABC was in a limpy heep inside Kis-My-Ft2's dressing room. Yokoo walked away, was the world sane anymore? Kitayama and Fujigaya poked Goseki and Totsuka with sticks all day while Nikaido and Senga rolled Tsukada and Kawai around for no apparent reason. Miyata joined in on the 'fun'. All Tamamori did was walk away in search of Yokoo.
~Omake 2~
ABC cowered in fear, BEST was torturing them again. It was a bad idea to listen to Takizawa's idea after all. BEST forced them into fairy outfits to entertain the younger juniors. Chinen was snapping pictures, Yamada was laughing, Keito smirked, Ryutaro laughed at the odd poses ABC were forced to do and Yuto apparently joined them...No one knows why and no one wants to know.
~Owari~
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Bwuahahaha xD