yeah jeremy tried to call you a bunch but as you know your cell is off...lame ass...everyone bailed except harrison and i but our friend craig happened to be there...i felt bad for jeremy though...anyway you missed a pretty good one some kid on open mic had a poem that was really bad but it had a line that was awesome it was talking about sex and how its usually fueled by booze and he said "booze is the only real difference between straight and gay sex because when your straight you drink beer but when your gay you drink martinis" or something it was funny...the girl who featured was good im pretty sure she was really high but she was good....oh and chris august read a poem about cloning himself so he could date and have sex with himself...it was fantabulous and you missed it...good job...ha ha ha oh and apparently last year at the costume contest they had the winner had a bunch of tampons attached to himself that were dyed blue and he was picassos blue period...think about that one for a while =) anyway it was lame you missed it and
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hahahhahahaha agreed. i remember... a few things... one of which being me toilet papering scott and brandon and some random girl on the street. we must converse so you can remind me of more things.
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i had to work until 9pm yesterday and i totally didn't make the connection that i was supposed to go to slam. i suck. jeremy is going to hate me.
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