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[sniperkingftw]

[ Sanji is away on a little trip with Nami, Alexei and Noel at the moment. And it turns out that pre-cooked, preserved meals get eaten faster when nobody's around to kick Luffy out of the kitchen, go figure. Therefore the task of cooking has fallen upon the sturdy shoulders of Mama Captain Usopp-sama and his boy companion Brook. Said Usopp has

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[hippocraticly]

[ What, what was that sound. ]

... Kid?

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Hm? What sound, there was obviously NEVER a sound. ]

Oh, hi!

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[hippocraticly]

[ :| ]

Uh... everything all right over there?

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[sniperkingftw]

Uh. [ >__> closing that drawer. ]

Yeah. Just haven't done this in a while.

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[skulljokelol]

[From elsewhere in the house:] Yes! I'll be right there!

[You can probably hear running now. And a second later, he rushes in] You haven't started yet, have you?

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Oh good, he didn't get ditched! ]

Not yet!

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[skulljokelol]

Splendid! What are we making then?

[Action]

[sniperkingftw]

I'm not really sure. Sanji's books have too many hard recipes.

[ He doesn't like trying complicated stuff, it's dangerous .__. ]

[Voice]

[eyebrowsonfire]

You! Foolish man with the ridiculous nose. Tell me your name.

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

[ ;^; IT IS ONLY SLIGHTLY RIDICULOUS. Gawd.

...dude, your eyebrows and YOUR GREEN FACE CRAP. Worst EVER. ]

[Voice]

[eyebrowsonfire]

You will ANSWER the Great Aku immediately!

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

[ ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod WHYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIM? / overly dramatic sob DX ]

U-Usopp.

[Voice]

[chiisaichou]

[Somewhere off in House #2, a poncle girl is beating her face into her palm. Honestly, those people... Sore or not, she'd have to at least help them cook something before Luffy resorted to cannibalism. And maybe she can shove some veggies down his throat, too.]

Usopp. Do you need help? I can cook some things for you and the others until Sanji-nii returns. But it'll be without meat and fish... If you want to make things like that, you'll have to do it yourself, but I can oversee you. Do you need to cook right now?

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Aw so kind~ ((just gonna call this before that "house-destroying" business is going down, k?)) ]

Hi Miyabi! Are you feeling any better? They're taking good care of you, right?

[ Oh. Uh. ] I think we'll be fine, we're just going to have sandwiches. You know. Easy to make.

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[chiisaichou]

[She just worries about you idiots. Your house blows up too much for her general liking, and she'd rather save Sanji the tears and asskickery. ((That works! /o/ Of course, she's going to find out if she hears a big kaboom...))]

Yes, I'm doing much better! I'm just sore, but the stiffness is going away slowly. Er..y-yes. ...Mostly.

[She frowns, looking a little miffed. Sandwiches do not make a good, hearty dinner, Usopp! :|] ...Can you at least make soup? Ramen and miso isn't too hard, and you can add meat to it for Luffy.

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[sniperkingftw]

[ ((-__- yeah, that might tip her off.)) ]

That's good. I'm sure you'll be better in no time.

[ It's more of a lunch, really >> Strawhats like the "I can eat this while I run" routine. ] I think we should be able to do that much, yeah. As long as I can keep an eye on Brook, he's got bad luck with soups.

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[oda_hates_me]

Usopp.

Move everyone out of the house.

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[sniperkingftw]

Right.

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[oda_hates_me]

If you need to, ask Vash if you guys can camp out with him until the house rebuilds itself.

We might have to consider moving after this.

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[sniperkingftw]

[ Nyarrrrrr. ] I don't think he'll mind.

...yeah, maybe.