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[sniperkingftw]

[Voice (bless the unintentional)]

[Here lie the sounds of someone not-quite-sprinting through the woods- feet crushing dead leaves and snapping twigs- all interspersed with the occasional indistinct mutter. Tone? Confused and just shy of panicking. It continues for several minutes, then the sounds come to a sudden halt as the muttering

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Mun apologises for missing your AIM comments. Oh, and HIGHLY INTENTIONAL VOICE

[mikangirl]

USOPP!

I have missed many an alert myself. [voice]

[sniperkingftw]

I was so YOUUUN- [pause here, you say?]

Nami? He got you, too?! [rustling] Wait, where are you?

I may have been melting in the other room >.> [voice]

[mikangirl]

Okay, first off, keep an ear out. Luffy's coming to find you. He's faster than I am.

Second, you aren't dead.

How ironic, for I at some point froze in the basement [voice]

[sniperkingftw]

Luffy's here, too? What about everyone else?

...oi, are you SURE? You seem like the kind of person who'd have trouble...moving on.

[ACTION] Cause like yeah!

[gomugomunopwn]

[Luffy was so excited he kinda ran off in a hurry and left his journal behind. So he's wandering the forest now yelling out his name. Way better than the journals M I RITE?]

USOPP!! USOOOOOOPPPP!!!

[action]

[sniperkingftw]

[SO RITE. Ah, nothing gets through the inner chorus of WHY ME quite like the sound of Luffy tromping around in the woods. Usopp weighs his options carefully. Keep freaking out, look for Luffy, keep freaking out, look for WAITASECOND, IT'S LUFFY! Mental note: really IS faster than Nami.]

LUFFY!

[action]

[gomugomunopwn]

USOPP! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?

[He still hasn't found him yet, but he can hear his voice. Talking via yelling is awesome]

[action]

[sniperkingftw]

[Luffy doesn't really NOT talk via yelling, does he? At least it's working in his favor right now. Let's see, what's the best direction to go in...aha, there we go]

I- [wait, when DID he get here? Eh, he could figure that out later on. For now he'll just smile like a moron and look around for his friend.] I DON'T KNOW!

[wow, this isn't getting him anywhere] WHERE ARE YOU?!

[voice]

[sniperkingftw]

[splutter] ...the book? What-

WHO SAID I WAS PANICKING?

[voice 1/2]

[sniperkingftw]

I'M CALM. I AM COMPLETELY CALM.

[a few deep breaths as the realization of not-really-calm seems to sink in]

voice

[militantflame]

You're not dead you idiot.

[voice]

[sniperkingftw]

BUT I COULD HAVE BEEN. It was the LOGICAL thing to assume.

You're a horrible, horrible book.

[voice]

[militantflame]

That's not logical, just because you have wings doesn't mean you're dead.

I'm not a book, I'm talking through it you long nosed dipstick.

[voice]

[sniperkingftw]

[sniff] Well I know that NOW.

Through the book? That's...How are you doing that?

H-hey! Who are you calling long-nosed? I'll have you know that a nose like this is a sign of wisdom and intelligence and- and other skills that are so amazing it would dissolve your very sanity.

[Voice]

[badass_in_red]

Welcome to Hell.

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

...I knew it. [a thump, like maybe a certain someone just smacked his head into a tree]

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Even if I'm not actually dead-

I'm doomed.

[Voice]

[badass_in_red]

Oh? So you're in Hell, but you're not dead? That's bad.

[Voice]

[sniperkingftw]

I KNOW THAT.