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sneaky_sena

Porny fannish musings

Feb 08, 2008 16:52

Drove up to Ikea with Princess Banana Helmet today and got less than $50 worth of random stuff. Mostly, we just wanted to get out of the city. Anyway, as it's a two hour drive there and back, we spend a lot of time talking about porn and bad euphemisms for pornish acts, because they make us laugh. My favorite is "hair-topped cavern of love" ( Read more... )

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Comments 23

tanisafan February 9 2008, 00:36:06 UTC

Seriously, I think I love your brain.

Also, I need to give you a really big damn thank you for those mental images of Sam's techniques. Because... Just... *handwave* with the... Oh, guh.

I need to have a shower now.

sneaky_sena February 9 2008, 03:19:04 UTC

Glad to be of service!

causeways February 9 2008, 00:52:39 UTC

I nominate this for Best Post in the History of the Universe, The End. OMG.

sneaky_sena February 9 2008, 03:19:24 UTC

Ha! I'm glad it amused you. =)

denisitap February 9 2008, 01:12:29 UTC

OMG, you made day.

sneaky_sena February 9 2008, 03:19:36 UTC

Yay!

lamis_p February 9 2008, 01:39:32 UTC

Oh Dean, that is too funny: mangina XD

Plus, YES to Sam and Dean and their respective sexual abilities.

sneaky_sena February 9 2008, 03:20:54 UTC

Seriously, though. I mean, he gave Sam the freakin' thumbs up when he was about to get it on with the Doublemint Twins, like he's the Fonz or something. He'd totally talk like he was in a bad porn. =P

mickeym February 9 2008, 02:04:14 UTC

Anyway, we were discussing the horribleness of "man pussy." Or, alternately, and I think not used seriously, mangina. Because, OK, that means a man's asshole. What do you call a woman's asshole? Is that her man pussy? Do I have both a vagina and a mangina? Because that kind of rocks.

Y'know, I think I'm just a little bit in love with you *g*

Dean's probably a pretty decent fuck, but really not the fuck that's going to change your life.

I think if Dean had the time (or thought he had the time, same thing), he's probably pretty spectacular. I kind of doubt Cassie was all that hot for just a decent fuck. Now, having said that...

Sam, on the other hand, I think probably is the kind of fuck that will change your life.

YES yes a thousand times yes. *g* Part of the whole thing with not falling in to bed with just any random girl is that he knows he wants to take his time, make it last. And I feel fairly confident Sam could fuck someone stupid. Heh.

Your little ficlet thingy? Dude. Put down the crackpipe and step away slowly *G*

sneaky_sena February 9 2008, 03:23:15 UTC

I'll agree with you that, given time, Dean would be a good lover. I'm now and forever a Sam girl, though, which I'm sure colors a lot of my view of the two of them and probably why I can see Sam being ravishing and Dean being just pretty good. Also, canon's shown us two very different approaches, Dean's romantic night with Cassie vs. Sam's intense night with Madison.

And, OK, don't even tempt me to write more crack fic because I'll do it, and it'll be ugly, and no one wants that.

sneaky_sena February 13 2008, 07:35:30 UTC

dlasta just solved my problem. I was trying to figure out why I see Sam as fucking amazing with women and men, and Dean as fucking amazing with Sam but average with women, when she pointed out that Sam's bi and therefore made for women while Dean? Dean's a gay man who sleeps with women because he doesn't know any better. Sure, he loves how pretty they are and how they smell and he's even a fan of breasts, but what he really, really wants it some guy who's just as strong as he is shoving him down on the bed and fighting and kissing and fucking where he doesn't have to hold back or worry about being a gentleman ( ... )