Oh gawd, I *HAVE* to do this!

[snarl817]

Courtesy of desertrat66:
Go to Wal-Mart (with a girl) and buy:

1 Large box of condoms
1 roll of duct tape
1 pair of safety goggles

Observe your (preferably geriatric female) cashier as you check out.

The dog collar, leash, and clothespins also need to be added to that list.

Comments

[thewrongcrowd]

Wait. What are the safety goggles for? ;-P

[azaezelya]

You also need to add spackle knife, stereo cable and some sort of pet food.