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[snapsnap_boom]

I suppose it was fitting for a dragon to take to The Flame Alchemist. He was a mighty beast despite his fake claws and rubber teeth. Majestic! Noble! He will be greatly missed.

[There's a long pause, as if the writer is waiting for something.]

SO WHY ARE THESE THINGS IN MY OFFICE?!

Comments

[reckless_rebel]

Viva la revolution!

[snapsnap_boom]

...

[Ink on the page. THE PAPER IS ANGRY AT YOU, or rather Roy is staring at it. BURN FROM A DISTANCE. Curse youuu]

[reckless_rebel]

Your tyranny was doomed from the start, bossman.

[snapsnap_boom]

I'm afraid they just ate the staff lunch bar.

[blue_shields]

... do you need help, sir?

[snapsnap_boom]

It would be appreciated, Sky. They're small, fuzzy and multiplying.

[blue_shields]

I'm on my way.

[snapsnap_boom]

See you soon. [SAVE THE REST OF THE DONUTS.]

[felinemystique]

Can't you put them outside?

[snapsnap_boom]

I wish I could. [You might notice the edge of the paper is starting to be eaten.]

THEY STICK TO EVERYTHING.

[THEY ATE HIS DONUT. And now trying to eat his journal. He is fighting them! Vigilantly.]

[felinemystique]

Yes, that would involve getting up, wouldn't it? Lazy bastard.

Well, don't bring them home. I'm feeling delicate today.

[snapsnap_boom]

I am up! They took my other pen!

I wouldn't dream of bringing these things home with me. They're trouble enough here.

[ghost_of_00]

[SHE IS NOT LIKING THE TONE OF THESE RESPONSES.]

Are they harmful?

[snapsnap_boom]

More annoying then harmful. Doubtlessly, they could chip our food supplies down drastically if we're not cautious and careful.

...pretend she signed 00 to that first comment.

[ghost_of_00]

Is there a reason to harm them if they are only annoying?

lol

[snapsnap_boom]

We're attempting to remove them peaceful, however think of it this way. What if they devour all the food sources, what's their next source? Us, possibly.

[feathered_earth]

You had a dragon admirer too, huh? And hey, I think these things are adorable.

[snapsnap_boom]

He was rather rather large and liked toasted rats when he could wolf them down. [It was like having a dog. He likes dogs you know.]

They've eaten all the food in the office and are sticking to everything.

[feathered_earth]

Really? If they come back, I might have to try something like that. Mine didn't really manage to eat anything.

...Yeah they're starting to stick to the walls here, too. I hope they don't try to munch on the swords and things.

[snapsnap_boom]

I tenderized the rats a bit before trying to feed him.

...that would be a little disturbing.