Party.

[snapqueen]

Housewarming Party on saturday night!

Unless you actually know someone who lives here or are coming along with someone then stay the fuck away. I get any random cunts then I'll be booting you out

Comments

[displacedcharm]

Didn't that house already have a housewarming party, luv.

[slinkster_ghoul]

Less piratical, these days. Unless I'm missing it all.

[snapqueen]

How sad. I do like a pirate with a big cock.

[slinkster_ghoul]

Well I know what I'm getting you for housewarming present.

[snapqueen]

Ooooh, a vibrator with an eyepatch? A writhing pierced slutty Johnny Depp who can fuck all night?

[slinkster_ghoul]

God, hows a girl to choose? Or I could get you enough booze that any carrot I pass you looks pierced, slutty and Deppy.

[snapqueen]

Carrot? You're a filthy little slut, Steph.

[slinkster_ghoul]

Banana's are too squishy. Specially with the way you carry on.

[snapqueen]

That's why it has to be a cucumber. You need the width as well as the length. You should know all about that.

[slinkster_ghoul]

I fail at vegetable sex.

[snapqueen]

I'll teach you how to impress your cunt.

[slinkster_ghoul]

I am yours to command, Mistress of Cunts.

[snapqueen]

That's me.

[dont_jinx_it]

Thank you very much, wench!

[snapqueen]

Come to my party, Jack? We can relieve old times? I'll ride you to a gallop and all that.

[dont_jinx_it]

With an offer like that how can a man refuse? I'll be there, darlin.