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[snapofmyfingers]

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Be prepared to facepalm, Roy.

[horrible_protag]

Ah, a police force! I'd heard vaguely about it but I couldn't quite be sure. I worked in quite close cohorts with the police department in my own world.

kjdsfdksajfhdskj I LOVE HIM. I LOVE YOU. OMG, THAT'S AWESOME AND CUTE.

[horrible_protag]

You-

It's no wonder you are so mocking of superheroes!

*cackle*

[elevatorwarrior]

Calm down, what do you think soldiers do?

THIS IS TTLY ON TIME. WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. >.> <.<

[horrible_protag]

A soldier usually proudly states the fact without smearing his phrasing so that it sounds a considerable amount more illegal.

[elevatorwarrior]

You mean you sugar coat it.

uh oh? XD

[snapofmyfingers]

Oh?

>:

[horrible_protag]

Indeed. I am Captain Hammer, superhero. Should you require any extra force on your force, I shall be more than happy to provide it.

:D

[snapofmyfingers]

Superhero?

jkdfhdkj

[horrible_protag]

Superhero. I possess super strength, as I already mentioned, and am quite quick, to say the least. To say the most, though, I have super speed.

>D

[snapofmyfingers]

... and that makes you a superhero?

*sobs*

[horrible_protag]

I also combated villains on a fairly daily basis. I have also gone against my nemesis here in the City and come out victorious. As I do every time against everyone that I go against.

XDDD

[snapofmyfingers]

Like a fictional character?

/keeps getting worse

[horrible_protag]

I am hardly fictional. I guarantee you that all of my battles and opponents have been quite real. They have the bruises to prove it.

[elevatorwarrior]

Your battles have bruises?

[horrible_protag]

My opponents do.