Gift for Roseofthewest

[gelsey]

Gift for: roseofthewest

From: kellychambliss

Title: Of Course
Characters: Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: G
Summary: Severus and Gilderoy exchange Christmas gifts.
Notes: roseofthewest asked for "Snape dealing with absurd situations." So I immediately thought of Gilderoy. Of course.

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Comments

[featherxquill]

Heee! This is awesome! Oh, Gilderoy, you really do bring these things on yourself.

[kellychambliss]

That's probably Severus's only regret -- that Lockhart is just so easy to take down. Glad you liked it.

[shyfoxling]

Did you notice me hexing your balls green? you want to say, but of course you don't. He'll find out soon enough.

*snerk*

[kellychambliss]

Severus has to have some small pleasures in his life! Thanks for reading.

[sunnythirty3]

Poor Gilderoy has really bitten off more than he can chew. :)

[kellychambliss]

His sort never learn. Thanks for reading!

[therealsnape]

Of course she bursts out laughing, too; Gryffindors have no self-restraint. Grin.
And the next line ... *points at icon*

But of course it turns out to be worse. It turns out to be Lockhart. Great. Well, not for Severus, of course.

he bleats, strutting towards you Lockhart to a T, in just five words.

And while hexing your balls green is a delightful notion in itself, He'll find out soon enough. had me laughing out loud.

[kellychambliss]

The dictionary contains so many adjectives of arrogance and outrageousness that are perfect for Lockhart; he's a breeze to write /g/. Glad you enjoyed it.

[delayed_poet]

Giggles! Snape FTW!

[kellychambliss]

Taking out people like Lockhart must be child's play for Snape. Thanks for reading.