Okay, we CAN'T think of a wittier title than 'He's In Love With A Stripper' - (FINAL PART)

[snakesonasora]

At long last, we bring you the final part of this bizarre sporking trip. We hope that you enjoyed this ride into mpreg land! Look out for a doublefeature from us next time we spork again!

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Title: Oblivion’s Club For Young Gentlemen
Author: MisterCreamPie
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[plotmaster]

Zexion smiled brightly, "I missed you so much...I love you. Now...we can get married and have our small family," he said, closing his eyes.

Zexion: *as himself* We have no money, no job, no future and our baby will be born with numerous neurological defects! It's sooooo romantic!

My word, it's the ending to Twilight!

The ambulance arrived quickly and took Zexion.

Kairi: The return of Ratchet!

*headdesk* I told them to leave him out of this. Damn those Fanbraticons.

[crabofdoom]

Wow. Easily one of the biggest loads of crap I've ever read from here. It doesn't make things any better if you check out the author's profile (just don't scroll down all the way - you'll find there's a sequel to this compost heap. And in it, Vincent is ZEXION'S dad, too! And he's dead! WTF!)

I've never wanted to claw out my mind's eye as badly as I did when the "family" was introduced. I like AUs. I like using characters like actors. However, Vincent is at least 30 years older then Aerith, who is probably 5 years younger than Lexaeus, and the remnants have the same OVER Odette, and-*head explodes* Un. Fucking. Believable.