[voice post #29]

[snake_slayer]

You despise everyone
and everyone despises you.
None of this surprises you
when you are Snape.

The endless halls of the school
of Witchcraft and Wizardry
fill you up with… misery
when you are Snape.
Oh, no.

But it’s okay
to feel like Snape,
to feel so sad and grumpity.
Just relax,
there’s no escape.
At least you’re in good company…
that’s me.

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[charmedillusion]

[giggles!]

But, Neville, it's fun! It's the most wonderful curse we've ever had. It's -

Always when we fight
I try to make you laugh
Til everything's forgotten
I know you hate that

Now we watch TV
Til we fall asleep
Not very exciting
But it's you and...

Me and we'll always be together
You and me always, and forever

- hard to stop, really!

[snake_slayer]

It's not fun once Professor Snape finds out..

[charmedillusion]

Oh, I very much doubt he will. He doesn't constantly keep tabs on your illicit activities, however much you'd like to think so.

[snake_slayer]

....He doesn't? I'm nearly sure that's one of his favorite things to do.

[monsterepellant]

Now when I say 'Avada Kedavra', scream like you're dying.

[ooc: I LOL'D]

[snake_slayer]

He's going to kill me. He honestly is this time. Why won't it delete?!

[monsterepellant]

Hide?

it's kind of...catchy
....

snape
snape
severus snape

...stupid curse.

[snake_slayer]

I'm going t-

There were oh so many potions
in the world
For almost anything that
you wish to attain,
You can bottle fame,
And brew glory,
But you cannot put a stopper
on my pain.

...Forget murder, he's bound to do something worse.

[ooc: Little known OTHER song from the Potter Puppet Pals crew, found here.]