VULTURE, I LOVE YOU.

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There was a time when David Archuleta's only competition for the spotlight was a follically challenged bartender with a proclivity for grunge music and badly sung notes.

-Vulture, my one true love

Michelina, bless you darling, for telling me about this. MADE MY WHOLE DAY.

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[denied]

Has never been rumored to be pregnant.

!!! LMFAO

[kittykatz]

Haha, this is hilarious.

[awff7]

This is so ridiculous yet true.