Awesome thing. Very funny.

[smut_it_bore]

Okay, this be the final edit me-thinks.

TLDR, Rejected article I wrote about what happens when you're a strip club DJ and your search for shitty (read: contemporary popular) music on the internet turns into an apoplexy inducing nightmare of bizarre hyperlink tangents.

Turns Out I Doesn't Really Need Brain Anyway (AKA

Comments

[polypharmic]

I am so glad to see I am not the only person who thinks "trying to find the bottom of humanity as documented on our fabulous 'tubes" is a sport.

FTW

[halo_ov_fire]

Truly, life is a beautiful gift and humankind were modeled in the image of their creator.

I suppose this is a bad time to mention I've embraced Hip Hop and the Club Scene, eh?

;)

Re: FTW

[smut_it_bore]

Were you not aware that I'm a huge hip-hop head?

The club scene not so much, but that's mainly because I got really burnt out on it.

M.

Re: FTW

[halo_ov_fire]

No, M, I was not.

Sorta kills the joke, I guess.

(Of course, the only club scene we have here in Kuwait is the one we have created. Five years from now, I'll open the real thing in the U.S. Kids will dress in the latest fashion and pay me loads of cash to drink and be seen there. I will retire from it.)

Re: FTW

[smut_it_bore]

For some reason (booze, I'm assuming), I completely missed the latter half of that comment. You are hereby contractually obliged to make me a DJ at this club.

M.