1st Portal | video & text/action

[smuglyquiet]

[the feed opens up to a woman's face. she has some very obvious bedhead, apparently not bothering to smooth it down after waking up in her "house", but other than looking a tiny bit worn down, she doesn't look as confused as some of the other people seemingly thrown into this whole mess. she's not completely nonchalant about it, there is a bit of

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[unzodiacal]

It's not too bad.

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[smuglyquiet]

It's not.

I like it out here.

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[unzodiacal]

You can't stay there forever. Really, you should head to Cherrygrove.

What kind of Pokémon was that?

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[smuglyquiet]

Cherrygrove?

[cue a pause in the typing because lol that's a good question]

It eats metal and destroys trucks.

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[unzodiacal]

The next city. There's a route to the west that'll get you there.

What.

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[smuglyquiet]

Someone told me that it does those things.

At least it doesn't shoot.

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[unzodiacal]

Damn. Good luck finding metal for it that isn't other Pokémon.

... Shoot?

[What kind of worlds do these people come from?]

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[smuglyquiet]

Bullets.

[ONES WITH CRAZY SUPERCOMPUTERS]

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[unzodiacal]

[Well duh, Chell. What else do you shoot? ... Okay, I'm just saying, bullets is the most common answer.]

I've never seen a Pokémon that shot bullets before, but you know what? There are probably some that can. They get weirder and weirder every day.

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[smuglyquiet]

[LASERS, FOR ONE.]

I hope not.

[she also hopes that there aren't any that spew neurotoxin but Y'KNOW. CHELL IS THE LUCKIEST BITCH IN THE WORLD just wait until she discovers poison-types.]

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[unzodiacal]

Yeah, that's all we can do.