Taste the... rainbow?
*the Embryon Leader has been here for a while now... and he's mostly been sticking to either the food from the various food vendors, or the random occasional hostile demon from one of the Doors. But today, he's decided to try something from the vending machines sitting in a corner between shops in the Mall. They didn't smell like meat food to him, but curiosity was winning out. It was only aided by the fact that the vending machines seemed to be malfunctioning: they weren't charging him anything at all, despite having prices listed for the items.*
*hence, he's standing there with a very funny look on his face (for a Serph, anyhow), an opened bag of Skittles in his hand, chewing. Whatever this thing in his mouth was, it didn't taste how he expected it should. Or perhaps he should've expected it to taste differently by now, and his expression is from wondering why he expected to be able to predict it, from wondering if there was any pattern to this rainbow's flavors. These Skittles tasted nothing like a Yurlungur or Zhen! And the waste basket near him is getting increasingly full of discarded wrappers and soda cans, too. How much sugar has the silent Leader had now?*
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*Bother/join him in his sugar-ingesting quest? :D*
For this post, the vending machines are giving their items for free: sodas, energy drinks, candy, unhealthful pastries, chips, all that good fattening and/or nearly nutritionless stuff! Most of it is normal, but if you're unlucky, you may get something that causes a status effect, SMT/DDS-style! Or, well... nearly that. 8D
If you want a status effect, just click here or pick one. :) Effects may replace each other or stack; it's your call!
1-10: Mute: Not a peep!
11-20: Bat: Zotzillaha Bane, anyone? You're tiny and fluffy and fluttering around. Look on the bright side... it wears off! Doesn't it?
21-30: Hunger: Can't... stop... EATING! May become grouchy if anyone tries to stop you from chowing.
31-40: Frozen: Why is it so cold in here, suddenly?
41-50: Charm: Go hug someone you'd normally hate! You're suddenly infatuated with them... or the first person you see. Your call. ♥
51-60: Rage: Balzac! That person/bench/plant right there? It needs to hurt!
61-70: Sleep: Narcolepsy wherever is inconvenient!
71-80: Fear: "I think I'm paranoid~ manipulated~" Sorry, couldn't help myself. :)
81-90: Schrodinger Delusions: The cat is talking to you. THE CAT IS TALKING TO YOU. Oh gods, and the vending machine. And the thing you're eating. And the trash can. And--!! What? Oh, shut up! What would a bubblegum dispenser know about your mother anyway?? >:|
91-100: Confusion: You just can't seem to do anything right. At least you didn't miss your mouth, in trying to drink your sod-- oh, never mind. You should probably go take a shower now, but who knows what kinds of problems you'll run into there!
Have fun~ ♥
*hence, he's standing there with a very funny look on his face (for a Serph, anyhow), an opened bag of Skittles in his hand, chewing. Whatever this thing in his mouth was, it didn't taste how he expected it should. Or perhaps he should've expected it to taste differently by now, and his expression is from wondering why he expected to be able to predict it, from wondering if there was any pattern to this rainbow's flavors. These Skittles tasted nothing like a Yurlungur or Zhen! And the waste basket near him is getting increasingly full of discarded wrappers and soda cans, too. How much sugar has the silent Leader had now?*
....
*Bother/join him in his sugar-ingesting quest? :D*
For this post, the vending machines are giving their items for free: sodas, energy drinks, candy, unhealthful pastries, chips, all that good fattening and/or nearly nutritionless stuff! Most of it is normal, but if you're unlucky, you may get something that causes a status effect, SMT/DDS-style! Or, well... nearly that. 8D
If you want a status effect, just click here or pick one. :) Effects may replace each other or stack; it's your call!
1-10: Mute: Not a peep!
11-20: Bat: Zotzillaha Bane, anyone? You're tiny and fluffy and fluttering around. Look on the bright side... it wears off! Doesn't it?
21-30: Hunger: Can't... stop... EATING! May become grouchy if anyone tries to stop you from chowing.
31-40: Frozen: Why is it so cold in here, suddenly?
41-50: Charm: Go hug someone you'd normally hate! You're suddenly infatuated with them... or the first person you see. Your call. ♥
51-60: Rage: Balzac! That person/bench/plant right there? It needs to hurt!
61-70: Sleep: Narcolepsy wherever is inconvenient!
71-80: Fear: "I think I'm paranoid~ manipulated~" Sorry, couldn't help myself. :)
81-90: Schrodinger Delusions: The cat is talking to you. THE CAT IS TALKING TO YOU. Oh gods, and the vending machine. And the thing you're eating. And the trash can. And--!! What? Oh, shut up! What would a bubblegum dispenser know about your mother anyway?? >:|
91-100: Confusion: You just can't seem to do anything right. At least you didn't miss your mouth, in trying to drink your sod-- oh, never mind. You should probably go take a shower now, but who knows what kinds of problems you'll run into there!
Have fun~ ♥