(Untitled)

[stfuadachi]

[Today was your typical day for Dojima. Well not really. What was supposed to be a run to bathroom at the station turned into a run into the...mall? He wasn't sure what to make of it at first glance. Pretty sure he wasn't that old to be having hallucinations. Dojima's expression turned into a displeased one.]

What the hell is this?!

Comments

[adachy]

[ oh cool, just who he wanted to see here...or not ]

Are your eyes going bad already? It's clearly a mall.

[stfuadachi]

[Recognizes the voice instantly. In an almost instinctive matter he retorts-]

Of course I know it's a mall! How did I even get here? And what are you doing here?

[adachy]

If you knew it was a mall, why bother asking?

[ a shrug. ]

No one knows how we got here, but we're here, and we're stuck.

[stfuadachi]

[Rubs his eyes. Yep still here.]

...What?

YAYZ doubletag

[demifemme]

Hm? *This... shirtless, tattooed from head to toes girl raises her head from her book and looks at Dojima at the question.* It's the Velvet Mall.

*A very long and very colourful snake appears to be sitting coiled up on her head. It's also looking at Dojima now. ... it has a head on both ends.*

yay! :D

[stfuadachi]

The Velvet Mall?

[Looks back to find the bathroom door nowhere in sight then looks back to take 'notice' of the girl's appearance. He was starting to suspect that someone drugged him.]

Oh Dojima, your ordeal has just begun :D

[twoheadedsnake]

*The snake partially uncoils from the girl's head to come and flick its blue tongue at Dojima's face. Did I mention the colours of the rainbow are flowing from one head to the other in a continuous loop? Dem be some powerful drugs.*

[demifemme]

Yeah. It's a pocket dimension dragging in people from different worlds, realities and timelines.

A hairball hacked up by the multiverse, if you will.

[foggy_lightning]

"The Velvet Mall."

Oh look, it's your nephew. He's wearing blue jeans and a faded denim shirt that you've never seen before.

He's also carrying a sword.

"Nice to see you again."

[stfuadachi]

Souji? What are you doing here? And why are you carrying that weapon around?

[foggy_lightning]

He actually appears to be considering that.

"...I'm not really sure why I'm here, honestly. And I don't have anywhere to put the sword."

[stfuadachi]

Well put it somewhere! I don't want you getting into trouble like you did last time!

[thirdofman]

Okay, someone more normal looking for you--this girl appears to have a laptop out, and... a game system? ... Connected to... a USB cord she keeps around her arm. Okay, then.

She doesn't look up from what she's doing at first, until Dojima starts yelling. Jeez...

"Hey, relax. It's just a Nexus," she says casually, closing the computer and blinking. "No need to freak out or anything!" Except for the demons everywhere, but hey, she's been used to those for like three plus days before she even came here.

... Atsuko often forgets normal people do not speak Geek. Please forgive her.

[stfuadachi]

[If you hoped that cooled him down then keep dreaming.]

What?!

[thirdofman]

Ffff why is this dude yelling at her. She shrinks back a bit--guy's like a BEAR, man. Or Izuna, only not female and not as nice.

"... It's a crossroads between dimensions and worlds."

This guy, man. "Er... maybe you should calm down? I don't think yelling's going to help you get back--only the doors do that." Blood pressure, dude. Blood pressure.

loll Dojima-Bear will bite your head off!

[stfuadachi]

How is that ev-

[Takes a moment. Close your eyes and count to three and you'll see the bathroom. 3...2...1...

Nope? Damn.]

Look, I just need to get back. Do you know how I can do that?

[stfuadachi]

[Oh good, a lazy hobo kid to question why his bathroom suddenly turned into a mall. Have a good kick on the underside of the bench.]

Hey!

[stfuadachi]

Sorry to interrupt your nap but there's some questions I gotta ask.