Introduction

[drunk_detective]

[a side door opens into the mall as a hunched figure stumbles out of it. The man takes two steps and immediately falls backwards onto his back. He begins to speak. The stench of alcohol escapes between his slurred ramblings.]

H-hey, What's going here! Dis...Dis izzant my room! Where am I?! [He suddenly becomes quiet. He stares at the ceiling in a

Comments

[defectdetect]

[ Aw, geez. He knew the goings wouldn't be easy in a place like the Mall, but the last thing he really wanted to do was clean up after a drunken senior officer. The thought to just leave the guy lying around is a tempting one, but-- ]

Sir? Sir?

[drunk_detective]

Huh... [it takes a moment for him to realise the familiar face above his own]

Wait a minute... ADACHI! [He tries to look as professional as he can while being intoxicated and on the ground. He has to set an example for the lower ranks.]

Why are you in my house?!

[demifemme]

*Have a tattooed face looking at you from above.* Some exemplary policeman you are...

[drunk_detective]

[He looks at the figure above him and smiles] Haha, says the tattooed punk. You with that Kanji Tatsumi kid's bike gang or something?

[demifemme]

*The girl snorts.* I'm the Grand General of Hell. The Hitoshura.

[drunk_detective]

Huh... [A chill goes down his spine as the words The Hitoshura said reverberate in his head.]

Ahem..I'm a detective for the Inaba police force. Ryotaro Dojima. [There's a short silence as he musters up the courage to ask the next question.]

You said you were the Grand General....of Hell?

[justiceinflames]

Nice display of public drunkenness.

"You're in the Velvet Mall."

[drunk_detective]

[Dojima looks over at the stranger with puzzlement in his eyes]

Velvet....Mall?

[midnight_static]

[Oh Dojima-san, girl!Souji is looking over you.]

"Need a hand there, uncle?"

[drunk_detective]

Oh...Hello... [He blinks rapidly for a second in an attempt to make sense of what he sees]

Y-you said uncle? I think you are mistaken. I don't have a niece! At least none I know of...

[midnight_static]

"It's hard to explain, I am the same person as your nephew. I am just a girl."

[drunk_detective]

Oh...Alright.. [He doesn't exactly know what to say to the sight in front of him]

Well, you're more pretty in person than the picture! haha![He laughs at his own joke in an attempt to make himself feel more comfortable.]

[original_rebel]

*A blond child of about 7, dressed in a crisp black suit, crouches by you. And then he pokes your cheek.*

[drunk_detective]

[Dojima almost yells, but stops himself as he sees the young boy]

Uh...Hello. Are you lost?

[original_rebel]

No. *He looks at Dojima intently.* However, you are.

[drunk_detective]

How did- y-yes, yes I am.

I'm not going to wake up, am I?