[Do you take milk and sugar with that?]
[Adachi has stumbled - quite literally in the feet over head, smack, crash bang, head first onto the floor manner - across a pile of coffee beans all bagged up not far from the fountain in the centre of the mall. There appear to be about four bags of the coffee beans in all, complete with two coffee machines almost exactly like the ones found at Inaba police station; a large box of those little plastic milk cartons you find in cafeterias, and another box with some paper tubes of sugar.
He is currently trying to work out:
a) How four bags of coffee, two coffee machines, a box of milk cartons and a box of sugar packets came to be lying around in the middle of the mall without anyone noticing them before this;
b) How he missed the items and managed to fall over them, and;
c) Exactly how many cups of coffee he could make, if prompted/in the mood/bullied enough to do so with the ingredients.
If you're lucky enough, polite enough, amuse him enough, or Dojima enough, he might make you a cup in aid of this boredom combatting study. Hitting him around the head often helps.
If not, feel free to help yourself to a cup of coffee without his help.]
[[EDIT: Apparently, the coffee can have some interesting...side effects. Although who knows what, or even if it'll happen to you.]]