Hotaru Aurora Uchiha Hyuuga Tomoe and Some Guys
Yes, this is the story that I was complaining about at fanficrants the other day.
Title: The Sovereign and the Inner Demons
Writer: AkuTenshi816
Canon: Anime, Harry Potter, Naruto, Inuyasha
Rating: 5 Stus: 3
Name: Hotaru "Hota, Hota-chan, Firefly, Firefly-chan" Aurora Uchiha Hyuuga Tomoe, Tetsunosuke "Tetsu" Kiribayashi, Chitose Mikage Uchiha Hyuuga Tomoe Tachibana, and Blithe Meiou
Senshi Title: Sailor Saturn, the guys aren't senshi.
Species:
Hotaru: Part human, part wolf, Qanonreip
The Guys: Bitchiwitch
Hair:
Hotaru: Raven, straight, chin length
Tetsunosuke: Dirty blonde with dark brown roots, spiked in the back with black bangs
Chitose: Black with dark blue highlights
Blithe: Black with green streaks
Eyes:
Hotaru: Violet
The Guys: Not mentioned
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Hotaru: Two wing markings on her back. ("It’s the sign of being a female in the Uchiha Clan.")
Possessions:
Hotaru: A Firebolt flying broom. The Silence Glaive. A drawing pad and pencil. 3 pet wolves that she left at home. A sword. Her own private mansion in Konoha (everybody with Uchiha Hyuuga in their names gets one apparently) and a beach house in Hawaii (Molokai Island to be specific, which ironically is called the "Friendly Isle"). An MP3 player. A dark purple surfboard.
Guardians: None
Origin:
Hotaru: Her parents (Satoshi Hyuuga and Hikari Uchiha, the two strongest shinobi in Konoha) were murdered when she was 8. (In Naruto canon, the Uchiha clan was murdered by Sasuke's brother, Itachi. Sasuke is the ONLY person he spared. According to this story, the reason Itachi killed everyone was because he was jealous that Hotaru, Rei, Seilin, and Kiyone became Chuunin (mid-level rank where people are allowed to teach students if they wish) at 4 years old and Jounin (highest level, allowed to go on dangerous missions like assasination attempts and confidential missions) at 5.) She spent her childhood in Konoha village before being enrolled into Hogwarts. (She also has 11 brothers and sisters. See "Comments".) She's a 6th Year Gryffindor when the story starts. She is also one of the top professors, researchers, and sources for information on the Silver Millennium at Mugen Academy. (Along with all of the other senshi, who each specialize in their own planet.)
Tetsunosuke: He just walks into the dining hall with Chitose and Blithe in the middle of the term and is immediately sorted as a 6th Year Gryffindor. His sister is Natsumi Kiribayashi, the captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
Chitose: Same as Tetsunosuke. He's a 7th Year Ravenclaw. (His hair matches his house crest. I wonder if that was intentional.)
Blithe: Same as Tetsunosuke. He's a 6th Year Gryffindor.
Connections to Canon:
Hotaru: She is one (if you ignore the fact that she's completely OOC). She's related to the Uchiha and Hyuuga clans. (Along with Rei, who also has the same 3 middle names.) She is the strongest female in the Uchiha clan. She knows Shippo and the rest of the Inuyasha gang. (Who just show up out of nowhere in the middle of a Defense Against the Dark Arts class in Chapter 8 and then disappear shortly after.) She hooks up with Harry at the end of the story.
Chitose: Hotaru's older brother. Ami falls in love with him.
Blithe: Setsuna's nephew and Hotaru's cousin. Usagi falls in love with him.
Senshi Outfit: Probably same as canon.
Senshi Moves:
Silence Glaive Surprise: Presumably the same as canon, except the youma can dodge it and she charges at them when she uses it.
Silence Wall: Same as canon.
Fire Soul of Darkness: Mars' attack, only darker
Black Supreme Thunder: Jupiter's attack... except it's black.
Other Special Abilities:
Hotaru:She can manipulate her chakra and perform various jutsu (moves used by the shinobi in Naruto). These jutsu include:
Henge no Jutsu: Creates the illusion that the user has turned into someone else.
Senai Jashuu: Snakes appear out of the sleeve of the user.
Kaze no Yaiba: An unblockable blade of wind. (That she tones down for the billywig incident.)
Ninpou Kumoshi Bari: Creates a large spider web to stop pursuers (or in this case, to restrain the Gryffindors so they wouldn't start beating the shit out of the Slytherins that were walking toward them.)
Hawk Eyes: Increases eyesight, I assume. Hotaru uses it to find the snitch in the Quidditch match.
Sharingan: A technique that allows the user to memorize and use other jutsu, predict the movements of their opponents and see fast moving objects, hypnotise people, and see through illusions. It occurs naturally in members of the Uchiha clan. (In other words, it's a super special move that only a certain family usually uses.) She can use it to copy other bloodline techniques, which is NOT possible in Naruto canon.
Saturn’s Dark Mimicry Technique: Using the Sharingan, she copies another senshi's attack and adds the darkness element to it. She says this before performing the modified attack.
Sensatsu Suishou: Another technique that only naturally occurs in a certain family. Sharp needles of ice attack the enemy.
Konoha Repuu: A spin kick that turns the user into a mini-tornado.
Hakke Shou Kaiten: Using chakra, she can stop attacks and throw them back at her opponent with just as much power. It's a secret technique only used by the Hyuuga clan.
Bunshin no Jutsu: Creates several fake clones of the user.
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu: Like Bunshin no Jutsu, except the clones are real and can deal damage. A forbidden and advanced technique.
Bakuretsu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu: Like the Kage Bunshin, except there's only one clone and it explodes when it gets close enough to the enemy.
Katon Ryuuka no Jutsu: She blows dragon-shaped fire out of her mouth.
Katon Karyuu Endan: She blows a wide stream of fire out of her mouth that advances towards her enemy as a wall.
Chidori: She gathers chakra and... uses it to blow things up.
Byakugan: Never used, but it's assumed that she can since it's the bloodline technique of the Hyuuga clan and her twin sisters use it. This unblockable technique allows to the user to see 360 degrees around them (except for one blind spot because of the thoracic vertebrae), can detect anything within a 50 mile radius, can see through matter, even over long distances, and see an oppontent's chakra coil system.
Chiyute no Jutsu: Heals people.
She has quick reflexes. She can somehow command a swarm of billywigs to attack people. She can communicate telepathically with the other senshi after an encounter with some demon wolves and ligers in Care of Magical Creatures. All of her wounds, including broken bones, heal instantly. She can catch the golden snitch in 2 seconds (after giving it a 5 second headstart). She can perform wandless magic. She has a demon sealed away inside of her in return for its protection. (It also battles whatever is left of Mistress 9 inside her.) She and the other senshi can teleport to a dimension full of demons for training. She can walk on water. She has a highened sense of smell due to the fact that she's part wolf. She can call upon her powers of death and rebirth to fix broken objects. She has access to a subspace pocket. She's a good drawer. (She can sketch a picture of the Outer Senshi in a minute or two.) She can make snitches, ice skate, play the piano, and surf. She can swear in Filipino.
Annoying Traits: Fangirl Japanese.
Hotaru: When she was sorted, the Sorting Hat told her she had the qualities of all of the houses, and then did the same thing that he did to Harry in book 1. (He mentioned he would be good for Slytherin, but put Harry in Gryffindor instead because he didn't want to go there. (He said Slytherin was the best choice for Hotaru because of her past.)) She's been turned into a snarky asshole with anger management issues who relentlessly tortures anyone that makes fun of her. (Her main target is usually Pansy Parkinson. She also yells at and nearly kills Seamus during a class for accidentally breaking one of Setsuna's models and punches Tetsunosuke out of a window and sets him on fire because he poked her.) Hagrid and Dumbledore even catch her doing these things and don't punish her for it. She hypnotises Natsumi so that she can try-out for the seeker position. She cheats in a Quidditch match and doesn't get caught. The fact that she can use the Sharingan to copy other bloodline techniques. Guys catcall her and the other senshi when they enter the common room or dining hall (after the Quidditch match that she CHEATED IN TO WIN.) She keeps talking about how she wants to kill other people or herself. She hates people with blonde hair. She teaches shinobi techniques to her DADA class.
The guys: All of the girls in the school pretty much have crushes on them from the moment they walk in.
Comments: The author admits that she never writes the canon characters in her fanfics in-character. If you can't do that, then it's time for you to move on to original fiction. Obviously, nobody in this story is in-character. Usagi, Rei, and Minako, who are sorted into Gryffindor a few days after the term starts, serve as Bitch!Hotaru's sue posse and not much else. (They weren't sorted when they were 11.) The author seems to have a really weird idea of what friendship is. Half of the time, the girls are either yelling at, picking on, or beating the shit out of each other for almost no reason at all.
Also, I don't think Dumbledore would have a twinkle of amusement in his eye if he saw one of his students punching someone out of a window and then BREATHING FIRE on them shortly after.
The rest of the senshi don't show up until later, when Dumbledore makes all 5 of them Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers (well, there's one way to take care of that problem), though since Hotaru takes over the class later in the story, they're pretty much useless.
There's only a small amount of Fangirl Japanese in this story. Anything that falls into the "complex" category is put in italics (or bolded, or however she decided to format everything that particular chapter). Though, the only time anybody really uses "complex" Japanese in this is when Hotaru and her group need to call someone an "assholic, piss-wadic, butt-fucking fuck monkey" (or something along those lines) behind their back.
The reviews and author's notes in this thing are... ugh. (I'm starting to think that user Taeniaea is a bot. She says the same thing in all of her reviews.) There's a small Uchiha Hyuuga family tree in place of the 15th chapter (making it reportable). Apparently, Hotaru has 11 brothers and sisters. This consists of two sets of triplets and a set of sextuplets, which Hotaru is part of. The sextuplets are two sets of identical twins (Hotaru is the identical twin of an OC named Seilin, who shows up later in the story.) and a set of faternal twins (one of them, Kiyone, shows up with Seilin as well). Is there a jutsu that you can use to boost your fertility or did someone dump a bunch of fertility drugs in Konoha's water supply?
I don't know why I even bothered putting the guys in. They're so overshadowed by the Bitchiwitch/Qanonreipness that is Hotaru that they seemed balanced in comparison. I feel sorry for them too because they are often subjected to Bitch!Hotaru's wrath for little reason or no reason at all. Oh yeah, Hotaru starts to suspect that she's bi-polar later. But the rest of the senshi tell her to shrug it off as a side-effect of her crush on Harry. (...Right.) Though, when Usagi tells Hotaru that she does think that she's bi-polar, Hotaru forces her to eat sand.
Usagi smiled. “I think you just might be right.”
“Nani?”
“I think you are bipolar! AAIIEE!”
Hotaru had tackled Usagi, making the blonde eat a mouthful of sand.
“Ub ggd duh gll do!” Usagi yelled.
“I’m sorry, hime.” Hotaru said “I don’t speak fluent idiot. I only speak it when I’m drunk.”
Oh, do you want to know why Usagi is leaving Mamoru for Blithe? It's because he dumped her for a guy named Leon. Oh yeah.
Samples:
Hotaru Tomoe stared out the window of her Transfiguration class. Professor McGonagall was teaching the 6th years how to place an illusion around themselves, making it appear as if they had transformed themselves. Hotaru laughed inwardly. ‘She’s basically teaching us the Henge no Jutsu Hotaru thought.
“Professor…” Hotaru said, raising her hand. “I learned a technique similar to this when I was little. Can I show you?”
“Yes, please.” replied the teacher, motioning for Hotaru to come to the front of the class.
The timid Gryffindor (Yes…She’s in Gryffindor! ) nodded and walked up to the front of the classroom. Then, she summoned a substantial amount of chakra and “transformed” into an exact replica of the Charms teacher, Professor Flitwick. When she changed back, she was greeted by the shocked faces of her peers. When the class regained their normal composure, many of them applauded.
“How did you do that?” asked Hermione Granger asked. “I mean... How did you do that without a wand?”
“It deals with a form of energy in a person’s body.” Hotaru replied. Seeing confused looks on her classmates’ faces, she sweatdropped. “It’s called ‘chakra’; it’s basically a person’s life force. I can’t explain it now because it would take to long. If you have any questions…Um… Just ask me later”
[Snip]
“Wow.” said a voice. “Princess Tomoe has decided to join the common-people for lunch.”
“Wow.” Hotaru said, turning to face Pansy Parkinson. “Miss Parkinson actually said a sentence with out saying ‘Draco’. Good job! Would you like a cookie?”
The Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff tables erupted with laughter as Parkinson’s face turned crimson at Hotaru’s comment. In a flash, Parkinson lifted her hand to slap Hotaru. Hotaru casually caught the hand and dug her nails into Parkinson’s skin.
“You know very damn well that I could kill you on the spot if I wanted to,” Hotaru growled, revealing her Sharingan (She’s an Uchiha!!) “I suggest that next time who actually think before trying to touch me or anyone who’s not in Slytherin.”
Parkinson wrestled her wrist out of Hotaru’s grasped and stormed off to the Slytherin table. When she got there, Parkinson began talking to her friends, showing them the “damage” that Hotaru had inflicted upon her.
Hotaru sighed and sat down at the edge of the Gryffindor table. She ate in complete silence for a few minutes, but was interrupted when a paper ball was thrown at her head. She opened the ball and looked at the drawing that was on the paper. Hotaru rolled her eyes at the picture of her supposedly falling off the castle, and ultimately dying. She looked at the Slytherin table and muttered something under her breath. She began laughing when she heard screams coming from the Slytherin students. ‘Thank you, for showing me the Senai Jashuu, Anko-san’
[Snip]
Ginny picked up her camera and shot a picture of the scene before them. Draco was being molested by Parkinson.
“I feel bad for Malfoy.” Hotaru said offhandedly.
“WHAT?!” yelled Harry and Ron. “WHY WOULD YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THAT SORRY GIT?”
“He’s being molested by Parkinson.” Hotaru replied, shrugging. “I’d rather see him castrated and his balls shoved down his throat rather than watch him be molested by some sick cow.”
Hotaru had a point in saying what she had just said. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny began laughing once again, picturing what Hotaru had said to them.
“What is so funny?” the Prince of Slytherin asked, pushing Parkinson away and scowling at the Gryffindors.
“The fact that a cow is trying to get you to fuck her is quite funny.” Hotaru said in Japanese, trying to keep a straight face. ”I’m surprised that you actually put up with her.”
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Hagrid had acquired demon wolves and demon ligers for the day’s class. The animals looked like the ones in Muggle books, except they had very big canines and each had a set of very sharp feathered wings. Another unique thing about the demons was that each was about the size of a fully grown hippogriff. [That's not unique in terms of ligers. Those things are freaking huge.]
“Some of the rules that pertain to hippogriffs apply to these creatures here.” Hagrid stated. “Except they don’t attack if insulted. They attack if they are commanded to do so. So… Who wants to ride one of ‘em?”
Instantly, the Senshi’s hands shot up. They each chose the demon that had eyes the same color as theirs. [Hotaru: Good, you got an animal with violet eyes. You will live tonight, Hagrid.] When each of the girls got on their animal (Hotaru Wolf, Rei Liger, Usagi Wolf, and Minako Liger), they felt a wave of familiarity wash over them.
‘What's up, Saturn??’ a voice in Hotaru's head asked. (AHH!!! She’s going insane!!!) [Don't act surprised. You wrote this. It's your fault.]
‘Who are you?’ Hotaru thought/asked.
‘She doesn’t remember any of you, you moron!’ Rei snapped her voice echoing in Hotaru’s head.
‘That’s sad.’ said the Liger Minako was sitting on. ‘And she's the smartest Senshi here.’
‘What the fuck-monkeys is going on?!’ Hotaru asked, not even trying to hide the annoyance in her voice.
‘We’ll explain later.’ Usagi said, actually suggesting something smart. ‘Let’s just get this demonstration over with.’
The four Senshi nodded to each other and commanded their animals to run down to the lake and fly once they got to the edge of the lake. The animals then split up and dove to the ground (‘Are they trying to kill themselves?’ -Ron-). Just as they were about to hit the ground, the demons pulled up to 90° angle. About 200 ft off the ground, the four Senshi leaned back and let go of the reins. The demons (they knew what was going on) withdrew their wings and dove to the ground. After being within arms reach of their demons, the Senshi grabbed the reins and waited for the demons to land. When the demons landed, the Senshi saw amazement on the class’ faces as well as astonishment on Hagrid’s face.
“You freakin’ tamed them!” Malfoy yelled. “How in the Seven Hells did you do that?!”
”Minako seduced them” Hotaru snickered.
‘We don’t swing that way, hime.’ Hotaru's Wolf said, raising an eyebrow.
”Why aren’t you in Slytherin?” asked Minako. ”You'd make a great Slytherin. Especially with your prior evil experiences.”
Hotaru rolled her eyes and offered to bring the demons back to the paddock. As she made her way back to her friends, Pansy Parkinson (Yes, she's still here) stuck her foot out, tripping the smaller girl. Hotaru stuck her arm out to catch herself but skidded on some loose gravel and landed on the ground with a sickening crunch.
“Kuso.” cursed Hotaru, trying to push herself up. [She then pointed her finger at Pansy, causing her head to explode.]
Hotaru fell back down and glanced at her left arm, which was apparently broken. She sighed and sat up. The Gryffindors and some of the Slytherins were standing around her, grimacing at the site of Hotaru's bleeding arm.
“WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS YOU DAMN PROBLEM?!” Rei roared, her famous temper flaring up. “WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU, YOU SICK-ASS COW!!!?” [Read the first excerpt.]
“Calm down, Pyro.” Hotaru said. She lifted her arm and added, “I'm healed already. See?”
If Rei were anywhere else, she would've collapsed and begin to yell at Hotaru for using her Senshi/Shinobi powers in public. Instead, she began giving Parkinson and her friends death-threats if they ever hurt any of her friends again. Minako began laughing when Ron said he’d never want to piss Rei off.
“You should see Hota when she's pissed.” said Minako. “She makes Rei look like an angel. All calm and shit. Uh-oh! --bow-- Please don’t kill me, oh Mistress of Darkness.”
“Go fuck a camel.” Hotaru snapped. [To me, this is the most memorable part of the story. It's like the lavender labia thing in Celebrian. Only not as squicky.]
“Bad image. Bad image.” Usagi began chanting, covering her eyes. “Very bad image!!!”
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Honeyduke’s
In Honeyduke’s Rei and Hotaru were in heaven. Rei ran around, looking at everything like a little child. Hotaru, who had more dignity, just strolled from stand to stand, looking at the things that caught her eye. Minako tried to act like Hotaru but stopped when she spotted a whole section of the store dedicated to chocolate. Usagi was kept outside under the watchful eye of Hermione, due to the fact that she would either buy the store clean with everyone else’s money or eat everything in site at the others’ expenses.
Minako, Hotaru, Harry, and Ron made gagging noises again when Rei kissed Draco on the cheek after he had bought her a bouquet of chocolate roses. Hermione and Usagi giggled outside and motioned for the others to leave them alone.
Zonko’s
At Zonko's, Hotaru scared the group every so often with random trick boxes and stuff. Rei countered by placing a moving, toy spider in Hotaru’s sleeve. This little war between the two raven-haired Senshi continued on until the shopkeeper gave them free stuff to leave.
“That was way too easy.” Hotaru laughed.
“People here are very generous.” Rei added.
“You planned that!” Draco and Harry asked.
“Maybe.” Rei replied, winking at the two boys.
“You two are positively evil.” Hermione laughed.
“Actually, SHE’S the evil one.” Rei said, pointing to Hotaru. “I’m the pretty one.”
Hotaru rolled her eyes and took something out of her subspace pocket. She laughed darkly and threw the object at Harry. Harry yelped at something cold hit his cheek.
“A maroon Snitch?” Harry asked. “Where’d you get this?”
“I made it.” Hotaru replied. “I even have a silver Snitch for the Princely Idiot of Slytherin.”
Draco and Rei glared at Hotaru; and the older girl simply smiled. She tossed the silver Snitch to Draco, who caught it and closely examined it (In case it was jinxed, but why would Hotaru ever do such a heinous crime? I’ll tell you why. It’s because it’s my fanfic! Bwahahaha). Draco yelped when Rei pinched his hand and took the Snitch from him.
“Catch me if you can!” she yelled, running away from the group.
Draco scoffed and began running after the quick Senshi. The remaining three Senshi looked to one another and began laughing. Ron, Harry, and Hermione shrugged before joining in the laughter.
“Why is everyone laughing?” asked a snooty voice.
Hotaru looked to the others quickly before smiling sweetly and walking away. The others looked from her to Pansy and back to Hotaru before following their friend. Pansy glared at the retreating backs of the Gryffindors before going to try and find Draco.
Why is everyone laughing? Hotaru asked, mocking Pansy.
I think she likes you, Mina. - Usagi joked.
Of course she does. Minako said. I am the Goddess of Love and Beauty after all. Everybody loves the Minako.
I swear we could deflate your ego with a pin. Do you ever stop talking about how pretty you are?
-I bet that if she could, she’d marry herself.-
The Senshi stopped communicating when Harry, Hermione, and Ron looked at them weirdly. That was then that they realized that they were laughing at their private conversation. They stopped walking when they noticed Draco and Rei looking at something in the window of the Magical Menagerie.
“Minna!” called Rei. “Look!”
“Aww.” said Usagi. “Kawaii! Nani?”
The group looked up when they saw Hotaru in the store, talking to the store clerk and pointing the pets they were formerly looking at. The store clerk nodded and Hotaru gave him some money. A few minutes later, Hotaru came out carrying a red and black phoenix, an ice blue rabbit (Hey, people, this ain’t reality. It’s my world), [Funny, I thought it was Rowling's.] and an orange and black cat (it sorta resembles a tiger).
“Here.” Hotaru said, giving the phoenix to Rei, the rabbit to Usagi, and the cat to Minako. “I forgot to give you three presents for your 16th birthdays.”
She grimaced when she was hugged by her three friends. The Senshi laughed when they heard Hotaru threaten to kill them under her breath.
“You know you love us Hotaru.” Usagi said, poking her friend in the side.
“Whatever.” Scoffed the older girl, surprisingly accepting Usagi’s truthful comment.
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The Senshi of Death’s first reaction was to move to her left but stopped when she remembered the psycho Tetsunosuke sitting next to her. Instead, Hotaru ‘meeped’ when she was poked and kicked to her left, hitting Tetsunosuke in the shin. Tetsunosuke yelped and clutched onto Hotaru’s sleeve.
Hotaru’s face clouded over in anger. Without any warning, Hotaru’s right fist connected with Tetsunosuke’s jaw in a powerful uppercut. Tetsunosuke was sent flying out the window, screaming like a girly-girl. Seeing the work she did, Hotaru and a handful of the Gryffindors (mainly the guys and Natsumi) began laughing.
“Ms. Tomoe…” Professor Dumbledore sighed. “Please refrain from punching anyone out the windows.”
Hotaru bowed her head in apology and pulled Sango next to her so that Tetsunosuke couldn’t sit next to her. Natsumi hissed like a wild cat when she saw Tetsunosuke climb back inside through the window. Hotaru groaned in dismay and began making seals for a jutsu.
“Katon Ryuuka no Jutsu!” Hotaru mumbled, aiming her attack to Tetsunosuke.
Tetsunosuke was burned/flung into the air. As he was falling down to the floor, Tetsunosuke was screaming bloody murder. Hotaru casually stood up and elbowed Tetsunosuke as he fell. Professor Dumbledore looked at Hotaru warningly, his eyes twinkling in amusement. [I didn't know Dumbledore was such a sadist.] Hotaru bowed in “apology” and smiled.
“Don’t even think about it.” Hotaru growled as Tetsunosuke tried sitting between her and Usagi.
Natsumi glared at her younger brother and dragged him to sit next to her. Tetsunosuke winced when he saw the dark look on Natsumi’s face. The Japanese students of Hogwarts stifled their laughter as Natsumi began yelling at Tetsunosuke in Japanese. ["All of your skin was burned off! That's funny! 8D"] Hotaru, Minako, Sango, and Rei turned their attention to Usagi, who hadn’t touched her food in a while. They exchanged looks when they saw the glassy eyed look Usagi had. Sango moved to the other side of Usagi; and she and Hotaru simultaneously pulled on either one of Usagi’s pigtails, causing the moon princess to let out a blood-curdling screech.
Usagi continued howling in pain and elbowed the two girls in the ribs. Minako wanted to “help” Usagi, so she picked up a spoonful of peas and flung it across the table. [That was when Usagi decided to blow them all away with the Silver Crystal and find some new friends and guardians.] Of course, Minako’s aim was horrible; so horrible that instead of hitting Hotaru or Sango, she ended up hitting Ron, Harry, and Hermione.
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The four boys flushed, seeing as they were caught staring at the outfits the four Senshi were wearing. Rei was wearing a red halter top with the sign of Mars on the back, black short shorts, and red Converse low-tops. Minako wore a black sports bra with the sign of Venus in orange on the back, she had black short shorts as well and she had on black Converse high-tops on. Hotaru and Usagi were more conservative than their fellow Senshi. Usagi had a dark blue tank top on with a crescent moon on the stomach dark blue Capri pants, and black sneakers. Hotaru wore the standard Jounin outfit, minus the vest and Hitai-leaf headband, which consisted of a black tank top, black Capri pants, and black zori. Like her fellow Senshi, Hotaru had the insignia of Saturn on her clothes, but instead of having it on her shirt; she wore the symbol on her zori and pants.
Title: The Sovereign and the Inner Demons
Writer: AkuTenshi816
Canon: Anime, Harry Potter, Naruto, Inuyasha
Rating: 5 Stus: 3
Name: Hotaru "Hota, Hota-chan, Firefly, Firefly-chan" Aurora Uchiha Hyuuga Tomoe, Tetsunosuke "Tetsu" Kiribayashi, Chitose Mikage Uchiha Hyuuga Tomoe Tachibana, and Blithe Meiou
Senshi Title: Sailor Saturn, the guys aren't senshi.
Species:
Hotaru: Part human, part wolf, Qanonreip
The Guys: Bitchiwitch
Hair:
Hotaru: Raven, straight, chin length
Tetsunosuke: Dirty blonde with dark brown roots, spiked in the back with black bangs
Chitose: Black with dark blue highlights
Blithe: Black with green streaks
Eyes:
Hotaru: Violet
The Guys: Not mentioned
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Hotaru: Two wing markings on her back. ("It’s the sign of being a female in the Uchiha Clan.")
Possessions:
Hotaru: A Firebolt flying broom. The Silence Glaive. A drawing pad and pencil. 3 pet wolves that she left at home. A sword. Her own private mansion in Konoha (everybody with Uchiha Hyuuga in their names gets one apparently) and a beach house in Hawaii (Molokai Island to be specific, which ironically is called the "Friendly Isle"). An MP3 player. A dark purple surfboard.
Guardians: None
Origin:
Hotaru: Her parents (Satoshi Hyuuga and Hikari Uchiha, the two strongest shinobi in Konoha) were murdered when she was 8. (In Naruto canon, the Uchiha clan was murdered by Sasuke's brother, Itachi. Sasuke is the ONLY person he spared. According to this story, the reason Itachi killed everyone was because he was jealous that Hotaru, Rei, Seilin, and Kiyone became Chuunin (mid-level rank where people are allowed to teach students if they wish) at 4 years old and Jounin (highest level, allowed to go on dangerous missions like assasination attempts and confidential missions) at 5.) She spent her childhood in Konoha village before being enrolled into Hogwarts. (She also has 11 brothers and sisters. See "Comments".) She's a 6th Year Gryffindor when the story starts. She is also one of the top professors, researchers, and sources for information on the Silver Millennium at Mugen Academy. (Along with all of the other senshi, who each specialize in their own planet.)
Tetsunosuke: He just walks into the dining hall with Chitose and Blithe in the middle of the term and is immediately sorted as a 6th Year Gryffindor. His sister is Natsumi Kiribayashi, the captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
Chitose: Same as Tetsunosuke. He's a 7th Year Ravenclaw. (His hair matches his house crest. I wonder if that was intentional.)
Blithe: Same as Tetsunosuke. He's a 6th Year Gryffindor.
Connections to Canon:
Hotaru: She is one (if you ignore the fact that she's completely OOC). She's related to the Uchiha and Hyuuga clans. (Along with Rei, who also has the same 3 middle names.) She is the strongest female in the Uchiha clan. She knows Shippo and the rest of the Inuyasha gang. (Who just show up out of nowhere in the middle of a Defense Against the Dark Arts class in Chapter 8 and then disappear shortly after.) She hooks up with Harry at the end of the story.
Chitose: Hotaru's older brother. Ami falls in love with him.
Blithe: Setsuna's nephew and Hotaru's cousin. Usagi falls in love with him.
Senshi Outfit: Probably same as canon.
Senshi Moves:
Silence Glaive Surprise: Presumably the same as canon, except the youma can dodge it and she charges at them when she uses it.
Silence Wall: Same as canon.
Fire Soul of Darkness: Mars' attack, only darker
Black Supreme Thunder: Jupiter's attack... except it's black.
Other Special Abilities:
Hotaru:She can manipulate her chakra and perform various jutsu (moves used by the shinobi in Naruto). These jutsu include:
Henge no Jutsu: Creates the illusion that the user has turned into someone else.
Senai Jashuu: Snakes appear out of the sleeve of the user.
Kaze no Yaiba: An unblockable blade of wind. (That she tones down for the billywig incident.)
Ninpou Kumoshi Bari: Creates a large spider web to stop pursuers (or in this case, to restrain the Gryffindors so they wouldn't start beating the shit out of the Slytherins that were walking toward them.)
Hawk Eyes: Increases eyesight, I assume. Hotaru uses it to find the snitch in the Quidditch match.
Sharingan: A technique that allows the user to memorize and use other jutsu, predict the movements of their opponents and see fast moving objects, hypnotise people, and see through illusions. It occurs naturally in members of the Uchiha clan. (In other words, it's a super special move that only a certain family usually uses.) She can use it to copy other bloodline techniques, which is NOT possible in Naruto canon.
Saturn’s Dark Mimicry Technique: Using the Sharingan, she copies another senshi's attack and adds the darkness element to it. She says this before performing the modified attack.
Sensatsu Suishou: Another technique that only naturally occurs in a certain family. Sharp needles of ice attack the enemy.
Konoha Repuu: A spin kick that turns the user into a mini-tornado.
Hakke Shou Kaiten: Using chakra, she can stop attacks and throw them back at her opponent with just as much power. It's a secret technique only used by the Hyuuga clan.
Bunshin no Jutsu: Creates several fake clones of the user.
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu: Like Bunshin no Jutsu, except the clones are real and can deal damage. A forbidden and advanced technique.
Bakuretsu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu: Like the Kage Bunshin, except there's only one clone and it explodes when it gets close enough to the enemy.
Katon Ryuuka no Jutsu: She blows dragon-shaped fire out of her mouth.
Katon Karyuu Endan: She blows a wide stream of fire out of her mouth that advances towards her enemy as a wall.
Chidori: She gathers chakra and... uses it to blow things up.
Byakugan: Never used, but it's assumed that she can since it's the bloodline technique of the Hyuuga clan and her twin sisters use it. This unblockable technique allows to the user to see 360 degrees around them (except for one blind spot because of the thoracic vertebrae), can detect anything within a 50 mile radius, can see through matter, even over long distances, and see an oppontent's chakra coil system.
Chiyute no Jutsu: Heals people.
She has quick reflexes. She can somehow command a swarm of billywigs to attack people. She can communicate telepathically with the other senshi after an encounter with some demon wolves and ligers in Care of Magical Creatures. All of her wounds, including broken bones, heal instantly. She can catch the golden snitch in 2 seconds (after giving it a 5 second headstart). She can perform wandless magic. She has a demon sealed away inside of her in return for its protection. (It also battles whatever is left of Mistress 9 inside her.) She and the other senshi can teleport to a dimension full of demons for training. She can walk on water. She has a highened sense of smell due to the fact that she's part wolf. She can call upon her powers of death and rebirth to fix broken objects. She has access to a subspace pocket. She's a good drawer. (She can sketch a picture of the Outer Senshi in a minute or two.) She can make snitches, ice skate, play the piano, and surf. She can swear in Filipino.
Annoying Traits: Fangirl Japanese.
Hotaru: When she was sorted, the Sorting Hat told her she had the qualities of all of the houses, and then did the same thing that he did to Harry in book 1. (He mentioned he would be good for Slytherin, but put Harry in Gryffindor instead because he didn't want to go there. (He said Slytherin was the best choice for Hotaru because of her past.)) She's been turned into a snarky asshole with anger management issues who relentlessly tortures anyone that makes fun of her. (Her main target is usually Pansy Parkinson. She also yells at and nearly kills Seamus during a class for accidentally breaking one of Setsuna's models and punches Tetsunosuke out of a window and sets him on fire because he poked her.) Hagrid and Dumbledore even catch her doing these things and don't punish her for it. She hypnotises Natsumi so that she can try-out for the seeker position. She cheats in a Quidditch match and doesn't get caught. The fact that she can use the Sharingan to copy other bloodline techniques. Guys catcall her and the other senshi when they enter the common room or dining hall (after the Quidditch match that she CHEATED IN TO WIN.) She keeps talking about how she wants to kill other people or herself. She hates people with blonde hair. She teaches shinobi techniques to her DADA class.
The guys: All of the girls in the school pretty much have crushes on them from the moment they walk in.
Comments: The author admits that she never writes the canon characters in her fanfics in-character. If you can't do that, then it's time for you to move on to original fiction. Obviously, nobody in this story is in-character. Usagi, Rei, and Minako, who are sorted into Gryffindor a few days after the term starts, serve as Bitch!Hotaru's sue posse and not much else. (They weren't sorted when they were 11.) The author seems to have a really weird idea of what friendship is. Half of the time, the girls are either yelling at, picking on, or beating the shit out of each other for almost no reason at all.
Also, I don't think Dumbledore would have a twinkle of amusement in his eye if he saw one of his students punching someone out of a window and then BREATHING FIRE on them shortly after.
The rest of the senshi don't show up until later, when Dumbledore makes all 5 of them Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers (well, there's one way to take care of that problem), though since Hotaru takes over the class later in the story, they're pretty much useless.
There's only a small amount of Fangirl Japanese in this story. Anything that falls into the "complex" category is put in italics (or bolded, or however she decided to format everything that particular chapter). Though, the only time anybody really uses "complex" Japanese in this is when Hotaru and her group need to call someone an "assholic, piss-wadic, butt-fucking fuck monkey" (or something along those lines) behind their back.
The reviews and author's notes in this thing are... ugh. (I'm starting to think that user Taeniaea is a bot. She says the same thing in all of her reviews.) There's a small Uchiha Hyuuga family tree in place of the 15th chapter (making it reportable). Apparently, Hotaru has 11 brothers and sisters. This consists of two sets of triplets and a set of sextuplets, which Hotaru is part of. The sextuplets are two sets of identical twins (Hotaru is the identical twin of an OC named Seilin, who shows up later in the story.) and a set of faternal twins (one of them, Kiyone, shows up with Seilin as well). Is there a jutsu that you can use to boost your fertility or did someone dump a bunch of fertility drugs in Konoha's water supply?
I don't know why I even bothered putting the guys in. They're so overshadowed by the Bitchiwitch/Qanonreipness that is Hotaru that they seemed balanced in comparison. I feel sorry for them too because they are often subjected to Bitch!Hotaru's wrath for little reason or no reason at all. Oh yeah, Hotaru starts to suspect that she's bi-polar later. But the rest of the senshi tell her to shrug it off as a side-effect of her crush on Harry. (...Right.) Though, when Usagi tells Hotaru that she does think that she's bi-polar, Hotaru forces her to eat sand.
Usagi smiled. “I think you just might be right.”
“Nani?”
“I think you are bipolar! AAIIEE!”
Hotaru had tackled Usagi, making the blonde eat a mouthful of sand.
“Ub ggd duh gll do!” Usagi yelled.
“I’m sorry, hime.” Hotaru said “I don’t speak fluent idiot. I only speak it when I’m drunk.”
Oh, do you want to know why Usagi is leaving Mamoru for Blithe? It's because he dumped her for a guy named Leon. Oh yeah.
Samples:
Hotaru Tomoe stared out the window of her Transfiguration class. Professor McGonagall was teaching the 6th years how to place an illusion around themselves, making it appear as if they had transformed themselves. Hotaru laughed inwardly. ‘She’s basically teaching us the Henge no Jutsu Hotaru thought.
“Professor…” Hotaru said, raising her hand. “I learned a technique similar to this when I was little. Can I show you?”
“Yes, please.” replied the teacher, motioning for Hotaru to come to the front of the class.
The timid Gryffindor (Yes…She’s in Gryffindor! ) nodded and walked up to the front of the classroom. Then, she summoned a substantial amount of chakra and “transformed” into an exact replica of the Charms teacher, Professor Flitwick. When she changed back, she was greeted by the shocked faces of her peers. When the class regained their normal composure, many of them applauded.
“How did you do that?” asked Hermione Granger asked. “I mean... How did you do that without a wand?”
“It deals with a form of energy in a person’s body.” Hotaru replied. Seeing confused looks on her classmates’ faces, she sweatdropped. “It’s called ‘chakra’; it’s basically a person’s life force. I can’t explain it now because it would take to long. If you have any questions…Um… Just ask me later”
[Snip]
“Wow.” said a voice. “Princess Tomoe has decided to join the common-people for lunch.”
“Wow.” Hotaru said, turning to face Pansy Parkinson. “Miss Parkinson actually said a sentence with out saying ‘Draco’. Good job! Would you like a cookie?”
The Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff tables erupted with laughter as Parkinson’s face turned crimson at Hotaru’s comment. In a flash, Parkinson lifted her hand to slap Hotaru. Hotaru casually caught the hand and dug her nails into Parkinson’s skin.
“You know very damn well that I could kill you on the spot if I wanted to,” Hotaru growled, revealing her Sharingan (She’s an Uchiha!!) “I suggest that next time who actually think before trying to touch me or anyone who’s not in Slytherin.”
Parkinson wrestled her wrist out of Hotaru’s grasped and stormed off to the Slytherin table. When she got there, Parkinson began talking to her friends, showing them the “damage” that Hotaru had inflicted upon her.
Hotaru sighed and sat down at the edge of the Gryffindor table. She ate in complete silence for a few minutes, but was interrupted when a paper ball was thrown at her head. She opened the ball and looked at the drawing that was on the paper. Hotaru rolled her eyes at the picture of her supposedly falling off the castle, and ultimately dying. She looked at the Slytherin table and muttered something under her breath. She began laughing when she heard screams coming from the Slytherin students. ‘Thank you, for showing me the Senai Jashuu, Anko-san’
[Snip]
Ginny picked up her camera and shot a picture of the scene before them. Draco was being molested by Parkinson.
“I feel bad for Malfoy.” Hotaru said offhandedly.
“WHAT?!” yelled Harry and Ron. “WHY WOULD YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THAT SORRY GIT?”
“He’s being molested by Parkinson.” Hotaru replied, shrugging. “I’d rather see him castrated and his balls shoved down his throat rather than watch him be molested by some sick cow.”
Hotaru had a point in saying what she had just said. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny began laughing once again, picturing what Hotaru had said to them.
“What is so funny?” the Prince of Slytherin asked, pushing Parkinson away and scowling at the Gryffindors.
“The fact that a cow is trying to get you to fuck her is quite funny.” Hotaru said in Japanese, trying to keep a straight face. ”I’m surprised that you actually put up with her.”
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Hagrid had acquired demon wolves and demon ligers for the day’s class. The animals looked like the ones in Muggle books, except they had very big canines and each had a set of very sharp feathered wings. Another unique thing about the demons was that each was about the size of a fully grown hippogriff. [That's not unique in terms of ligers. Those things are freaking huge.]
“Some of the rules that pertain to hippogriffs apply to these creatures here.” Hagrid stated. “Except they don’t attack if insulted. They attack if they are commanded to do so. So… Who wants to ride one of ‘em?”
Instantly, the Senshi’s hands shot up. They each chose the demon that had eyes the same color as theirs. [Hotaru: Good, you got an animal with violet eyes. You will live tonight, Hagrid.] When each of the girls got on their animal (Hotaru Wolf, Rei Liger, Usagi Wolf, and Minako Liger), they felt a wave of familiarity wash over them.
‘What's up, Saturn??’ a voice in Hotaru's head asked. (AHH!!! She’s going insane!!!) [Don't act surprised. You wrote this. It's your fault.]
‘Who are you?’ Hotaru thought/asked.
‘She doesn’t remember any of you, you moron!’ Rei snapped her voice echoing in Hotaru’s head.
‘That’s sad.’ said the Liger Minako was sitting on. ‘And she's the smartest Senshi here.’
‘What the fuck-monkeys is going on?!’ Hotaru asked, not even trying to hide the annoyance in her voice.
‘We’ll explain later.’ Usagi said, actually suggesting something smart. ‘Let’s just get this demonstration over with.’
The four Senshi nodded to each other and commanded their animals to run down to the lake and fly once they got to the edge of the lake. The animals then split up and dove to the ground (‘Are they trying to kill themselves?’ -Ron-). Just as they were about to hit the ground, the demons pulled up to 90° angle. About 200 ft off the ground, the four Senshi leaned back and let go of the reins. The demons (they knew what was going on) withdrew their wings and dove to the ground. After being within arms reach of their demons, the Senshi grabbed the reins and waited for the demons to land. When the demons landed, the Senshi saw amazement on the class’ faces as well as astonishment on Hagrid’s face.
“You freakin’ tamed them!” Malfoy yelled. “How in the Seven Hells did you do that?!”
”Minako seduced them” Hotaru snickered.
‘We don’t swing that way, hime.’ Hotaru's Wolf said, raising an eyebrow.
”Why aren’t you in Slytherin?” asked Minako. ”You'd make a great Slytherin. Especially with your prior evil experiences.”
Hotaru rolled her eyes and offered to bring the demons back to the paddock. As she made her way back to her friends, Pansy Parkinson (Yes, she's still here) stuck her foot out, tripping the smaller girl. Hotaru stuck her arm out to catch herself but skidded on some loose gravel and landed on the ground with a sickening crunch.
“Kuso.” cursed Hotaru, trying to push herself up. [She then pointed her finger at Pansy, causing her head to explode.]
Hotaru fell back down and glanced at her left arm, which was apparently broken. She sighed and sat up. The Gryffindors and some of the Slytherins were standing around her, grimacing at the site of Hotaru's bleeding arm.
“WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS YOU DAMN PROBLEM?!” Rei roared, her famous temper flaring up. “WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU, YOU SICK-ASS COW!!!?” [Read the first excerpt.]
“Calm down, Pyro.” Hotaru said. She lifted her arm and added, “I'm healed already. See?”
If Rei were anywhere else, she would've collapsed and begin to yell at Hotaru for using her Senshi/Shinobi powers in public. Instead, she began giving Parkinson and her friends death-threats if they ever hurt any of her friends again. Minako began laughing when Ron said he’d never want to piss Rei off.
“You should see Hota when she's pissed.” said Minako. “She makes Rei look like an angel. All calm and shit. Uh-oh! --bow-- Please don’t kill me, oh Mistress of Darkness.”
“Go fuck a camel.” Hotaru snapped. [To me, this is the most memorable part of the story. It's like the lavender labia thing in Celebrian. Only not as squicky.]
“Bad image. Bad image.” Usagi began chanting, covering her eyes. “Very bad image!!!”
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Honeyduke’s
In Honeyduke’s Rei and Hotaru were in heaven. Rei ran around, looking at everything like a little child. Hotaru, who had more dignity, just strolled from stand to stand, looking at the things that caught her eye. Minako tried to act like Hotaru but stopped when she spotted a whole section of the store dedicated to chocolate. Usagi was kept outside under the watchful eye of Hermione, due to the fact that she would either buy the store clean with everyone else’s money or eat everything in site at the others’ expenses.
Minako, Hotaru, Harry, and Ron made gagging noises again when Rei kissed Draco on the cheek after he had bought her a bouquet of chocolate roses. Hermione and Usagi giggled outside and motioned for the others to leave them alone.
Zonko’s
At Zonko's, Hotaru scared the group every so often with random trick boxes and stuff. Rei countered by placing a moving, toy spider in Hotaru’s sleeve. This little war between the two raven-haired Senshi continued on until the shopkeeper gave them free stuff to leave.
“That was way too easy.” Hotaru laughed.
“People here are very generous.” Rei added.
“You planned that!” Draco and Harry asked.
“Maybe.” Rei replied, winking at the two boys.
“You two are positively evil.” Hermione laughed.
“Actually, SHE’S the evil one.” Rei said, pointing to Hotaru. “I’m the pretty one.”
Hotaru rolled her eyes and took something out of her subspace pocket. She laughed darkly and threw the object at Harry. Harry yelped at something cold hit his cheek.
“A maroon Snitch?” Harry asked. “Where’d you get this?”
“I made it.” Hotaru replied. “I even have a silver Snitch for the Princely Idiot of Slytherin.”
Draco and Rei glared at Hotaru; and the older girl simply smiled. She tossed the silver Snitch to Draco, who caught it and closely examined it (In case it was jinxed, but why would Hotaru ever do such a heinous crime? I’ll tell you why. It’s because it’s my fanfic! Bwahahaha). Draco yelped when Rei pinched his hand and took the Snitch from him.
“Catch me if you can!” she yelled, running away from the group.
Draco scoffed and began running after the quick Senshi. The remaining three Senshi looked to one another and began laughing. Ron, Harry, and Hermione shrugged before joining in the laughter.
“Why is everyone laughing?” asked a snooty voice.
Hotaru looked to the others quickly before smiling sweetly and walking away. The others looked from her to Pansy and back to Hotaru before following their friend. Pansy glared at the retreating backs of the Gryffindors before going to try and find Draco.
Why is everyone laughing? Hotaru asked, mocking Pansy.
I think she likes you, Mina. - Usagi joked.
Of course she does. Minako said. I am the Goddess of Love and Beauty after all. Everybody loves the Minako.
I swear we could deflate your ego with a pin. Do you ever stop talking about how pretty you are?
-I bet that if she could, she’d marry herself.-
The Senshi stopped communicating when Harry, Hermione, and Ron looked at them weirdly. That was then that they realized that they were laughing at their private conversation. They stopped walking when they noticed Draco and Rei looking at something in the window of the Magical Menagerie.
“Minna!” called Rei. “Look!”
“Aww.” said Usagi. “Kawaii! Nani?”
The group looked up when they saw Hotaru in the store, talking to the store clerk and pointing the pets they were formerly looking at. The store clerk nodded and Hotaru gave him some money. A few minutes later, Hotaru came out carrying a red and black phoenix, an ice blue rabbit (Hey, people, this ain’t reality. It’s my world), [Funny, I thought it was Rowling's.] and an orange and black cat (it sorta resembles a tiger).
“Here.” Hotaru said, giving the phoenix to Rei, the rabbit to Usagi, and the cat to Minako. “I forgot to give you three presents for your 16th birthdays.”
She grimaced when she was hugged by her three friends. The Senshi laughed when they heard Hotaru threaten to kill them under her breath.
“You know you love us Hotaru.” Usagi said, poking her friend in the side.
“Whatever.” Scoffed the older girl, surprisingly accepting Usagi’s truthful comment.
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The Senshi of Death’s first reaction was to move to her left but stopped when she remembered the psycho Tetsunosuke sitting next to her. Instead, Hotaru ‘meeped’ when she was poked and kicked to her left, hitting Tetsunosuke in the shin. Tetsunosuke yelped and clutched onto Hotaru’s sleeve.
Hotaru’s face clouded over in anger. Without any warning, Hotaru’s right fist connected with Tetsunosuke’s jaw in a powerful uppercut. Tetsunosuke was sent flying out the window, screaming like a girly-girl. Seeing the work she did, Hotaru and a handful of the Gryffindors (mainly the guys and Natsumi) began laughing.
“Ms. Tomoe…” Professor Dumbledore sighed. “Please refrain from punching anyone out the windows.”
Hotaru bowed her head in apology and pulled Sango next to her so that Tetsunosuke couldn’t sit next to her. Natsumi hissed like a wild cat when she saw Tetsunosuke climb back inside through the window. Hotaru groaned in dismay and began making seals for a jutsu.
“Katon Ryuuka no Jutsu!” Hotaru mumbled, aiming her attack to Tetsunosuke.
Tetsunosuke was burned/flung into the air. As he was falling down to the floor, Tetsunosuke was screaming bloody murder. Hotaru casually stood up and elbowed Tetsunosuke as he fell. Professor Dumbledore looked at Hotaru warningly, his eyes twinkling in amusement. [I didn't know Dumbledore was such a sadist.] Hotaru bowed in “apology” and smiled.
“Don’t even think about it.” Hotaru growled as Tetsunosuke tried sitting between her and Usagi.
Natsumi glared at her younger brother and dragged him to sit next to her. Tetsunosuke winced when he saw the dark look on Natsumi’s face. The Japanese students of Hogwarts stifled their laughter as Natsumi began yelling at Tetsunosuke in Japanese. ["All of your skin was burned off! That's funny! 8D"] Hotaru, Minako, Sango, and Rei turned their attention to Usagi, who hadn’t touched her food in a while. They exchanged looks when they saw the glassy eyed look Usagi had. Sango moved to the other side of Usagi; and she and Hotaru simultaneously pulled on either one of Usagi’s pigtails, causing the moon princess to let out a blood-curdling screech.
Usagi continued howling in pain and elbowed the two girls in the ribs. Minako wanted to “help” Usagi, so she picked up a spoonful of peas and flung it across the table. [That was when Usagi decided to blow them all away with the Silver Crystal and find some new friends and guardians.] Of course, Minako’s aim was horrible; so horrible that instead of hitting Hotaru or Sango, she ended up hitting Ron, Harry, and Hermione.
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The four boys flushed, seeing as they were caught staring at the outfits the four Senshi were wearing. Rei was wearing a red halter top with the sign of Mars on the back, black short shorts, and red Converse low-tops. Minako wore a black sports bra with the sign of Venus in orange on the back, she had black short shorts as well and she had on black Converse high-tops on. Hotaru and Usagi were more conservative than their fellow Senshi. Usagi had a dark blue tank top on with a crescent moon on the stomach dark blue Capri pants, and black sneakers. Hotaru wore the standard Jounin outfit, minus the vest and Hitai-leaf headband, which consisted of a black tank top, black Capri pants, and black zori. Like her fellow Senshi, Hotaru had the insignia of Saturn on her clothes, but instead of having it on her shirt; she wore the symbol on her zori and pants.