My boobs hit my stomach.....My stomach hits the top of my thighs..... God I'm sexy.
So my friend Erin who had her baby on the 7th came in today to show him off...... the bitch looks amazing..... like she didn't even have a baby. I hate skinny people........
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy
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