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[smoking_gunner]

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Comments

[somnusnoneat]

What sort of things have you got?

[smoking_gunner]

I think what I haven't got might be a shorter list. Firearms of different kinds, blades of all shapes and sizes, I think I even got a mace in there somewhere.

[somnusnoneat]

Guess I'll have to swing on by then.

[smoking_gunner]

I'll keep the light on.

[psirockinn]

Do you have a good metal bat? I have this wooden one, but, it's kinda....water logged....

[smoking_gunner]

Yeah, I've got one.

[psirockinn]

Awesome! Can I come by and try it out?

[smoking_gunner]

Sure. See you then.